Beef Clanker

a person so obese that their thighs clank (rub) together when walking..

What's that noise. It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a beef clanker walking out of McDonalds! The sound of their thighs clanking is hideous

by joey kelsey arie August 7, 2011

saltier than a whore's canker

Very salty.

These chips are saltier than a whore's canker

by velvetcad January 2, 2011

chankla

used to describe the appearance of someone who is extremely below average. To put it into measure: sexy, hawt, beautiful, pretty, cute, average, doable, ugly, 5 beers, blacked out, chankla. Another way to describe chankla would be to think of what vomit tastes like and translate that to a visual.

So I was at the bar with meh boys when this chankla bi0tch walked up, I was on my 15th beer and my boy sitting next to me was looking better than this chankla ho.

by Jason "Tawnys" C May 7, 2007

Your mother is a cankerous whore

Jack Blade quote from Tropic Thunder. His character was experiencing withdrawl from cocaine and he was tied to a tree. Crazy shit ensued.

Basically, It means your mother sleeps with everyone and has deseases between her legs, and most likely, you are unwanted crotchspawn.

"Your mother is a cankerous whore!"
"Damn."
"Hey, remember that time I called your mother a cankerous whore? I didn't mean it man, she's a nice lady." - Tropic Thunder

by Allie-Rose April 3, 2009

clank

clank (adj) - the opposite of ratchet. (ratchet can mean many things, such as ghetto, nasty, or annoying as hell) the main difference is that "clank" has a positive connotation and is used to acknowledge things as being smart, classy, cool, funny, appealing, etc.

Brittany: Did you see that girl's tribal-print shirt?
Tiffany: I did! That shirt was so clank.

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Matt: Dude, where'd you get those clank-ass shoes?
Tyler: My dad got them when he was in vacation in another country!
Matt: That's so awesome, man.

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Kevin: Hey Sheila, did you do the homework for Mrs. Smith?
Sheila: Nah, but she's really lenient and nice so I doubt she'll get mad at me.
Kevin: That's true, she's one of the clankiest teachers I know!

by Yvlek December 9, 2012

chanksta

chinese wanksta or chinese wannbe gangsta

Yo dat bitch in China Town is a chanksta

by Ripper June 21, 2003

Chankoro

It's a racist name that the Japanese use to call Chinese. It translates to slaves of Qing. The Qing dynasty ruled China from 1644 to 1912. The Qing dynasty was founded by a northern barbarian race called the Manchus who invaded China in the 17th century. The Manchus conquered all of China despite being outnumbered 1000:1, and they enslaved all the Chinese people for almost 300 years. The Manchus killed about 50 million Chinese people and wiped out entire cities. They were extremely brutal, and the Chinese lived in a constant state of terror for 300 years until 1912. Imagine living under the Nazis for 300 years... Sadly, the last dynasty in Chinese history wasn't ruled by the actual Chinese, and the Chinese were slaves in their own country.

The Manchus forced all Chinese to shave the front portion of their head and tie the back portion in a ponytail (like in the movie Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon). This hairstyle was forced on all Chinese as a reminder of their domination and enslavement. The Manchus killed all Chinese who dared to disobey their Manchu masters. I'm not making any of this up. You can look it up yourself. The Manchus were that fucking brutal to the Chinese. Look up "death by a thousand cuts".

...and that is why the Japanese call Chinese the slaves of Qing.

Another Japanese racist name for Chinese people is Shinajin which is similar to "chink". It's not as bad as Chankoro though, because Chankoro is saying that all Chinese are slaves.

バカチャンコロ死ね！

Die you stupid Chankoro (Chinese slaves of Qing)!

by Kamaitachi February 26, 2017