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Avery “bro I hate Mrs. Calisti, she’s always leaving class instead of teaching us”
Grace “Ik right she’s such a bad teacher”
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Yo, my brother be losing all that weight but went to Hardee's and had a Canlis that almost blew up the toilet!
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Twilighter 1: I was like so thrilled at the new cover.
Twilighter 2: Oh my Carlisle, there's a new cover?!
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