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your mom called she said your butt smells

Friend: hey did someone call for me?
You: yeah your mom called she said your butt smells!!
by thesheet November 16, 2010
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Lauren Called

when a disease ridden whore sleeps with your friends.
How did he get the clap?
He was Lauren Called.
by LaurenHater3756 January 20, 2010
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Caller Inner

A person who habitually calls into work sick or ill.
the employee is a caller inner!
by kalfson October 13, 2011
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callergies

when you don't just have a cold or just have allergies. you've got both! an aggresive combination of both and a total bitch to get rid of.
As used in a simple dialogue,

"Paige, my nose is so itchy and I'm sneezing all day. The zyrtec and nyquil didn't work, so what's wrong with me?"
"Courtney, you have callergies!"
by wanna_be_WebMD August 26, 2013
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Callean

- long and blond hair
- giant calves
- a pussy magnet
- stoner
-retarded
-funny
-raging alcoholic
- looks like shaggy from Scooby Doo
"Look at his sexy, giant calves, he is such a Callean ! " -hot girl
"If a person smokes a ton, is retarded, but also funny as hell at the same time, you can call him a Callean ! "- First Grade Teacher
by Snaggy Shaggy March 10, 2017
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callery pear

(Adjective) Pyrus calleryana: A tree common in China or Vietnam. In the spring, it blooms into bushels of white blossoms. A person may first think that this tree is beautiful, but upon inspection with the nostrils it becomes clear that the trees true intentions are quite rank. The tree will release a foul smell into the air withing a 200 yard radius, destroying previous admirations.

Can be used to describe a relationship or situation, but most commonly a person, that has attractive attributes but when analyzed better turns out to be worse than previously thought.
Person:

That girl is a real callery pear. She's hot, but has a really bad personality. I'd stay away from her.

Relationship:

Me and that guy didn't really turn out well. We both thought that we would be great together, but it just turned out to be a callery pear.

Situation:

(1) We were gonna just make out, but things got a little to far so I had to back out. I didn't want it to end up in a callery pear.
(2) I really wanted to take that class, but the teacher was so bad that it ended up being a callery pear and I transfered out.
by Bicycleman May 31, 2017
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Called it Good

Refer to "Called it Quits"
by Peytonic1983 January 18, 2018
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