california
california by Justin August 29, 2005
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California
A retarded politically run state. So retarded to recall governor for an actor with NO political experience. Also a state known to pass 'stupid' laws.
Jake: Hey, did you know you can't use out of state driver's license to write personal checks in Kalifornia?
Ted: Yeah, it's so retarded. I've been to New York, Pennsylvania, Washington State and Hawaii...all accept out-of-state drivers license for ID.
Jake: Gosh...can't wait till Kalifornia sinks.
Ted: Yeah, it's so retarded. I've been to New York, Pennsylvania, Washington State and Hawaii...all accept out-of-state drivers license for ID.
Jake: Gosh...can't wait till Kalifornia sinks.
California by LA hater October 11, 2003
California
State situated on the pacific coast of the United States. Home to the Los Angeles Dodgers - sorry guys, you made a BIG mistake movin' from Brooklyn. Home of the substandard human being, namely Crips and Bloods. Also home to many more illiterate airheads - example: Gray Davis, Governor.
In the 60's and 70's, California was the place to be. Nowadays, California wants to vote in health care for illegal aliens. I got a better idea! Let all the surrounding states put good use to those criminals doing nothing in their jail cells and have them pick-ax the state clean off of the mainland. Seems like many Californians agree, since they're all moving to ARIZONA!
California by ARIZONANS_HOPING_FOR_THE_BIG_ONE October 15, 2003
California
(On phone)
Man 1: Are you back from your visit to California?
Man 2:Yeah... I visited some of my extended family.
Man 1:Are they crazy? Didn't they hear the news???
Man 2:What are you talking about?
Man 1:MEXICANS ARE INVADING CALIFORNIA!!!
Man 1: Are you back from your visit to California?
Man 2:Yeah... I visited some of my extended family.
Man 1:Are they crazy? Didn't they hear the news???
Man 2:What are you talking about?
Man 1:MEXICANS ARE INVADING CALIFORNIA!!!
California by GewchiPimp March 12, 2011
california
the worst freakin place in the world!
filled with extremely fake,self absorbed,dumbass bitches who think they are the shit when in reality they are just stupid fakes who need to get over themselves.they all think they are so cool by saying hella and using like after every other word..def not cool, just extremely stupid.seriously get out of your little bubble and realize that california is not the only place in the world..there are much better places than cali freakin fornia.East Coast all the way!
filled with extremely fake,self absorbed,dumbass bitches who think they are the shit when in reality they are just stupid fakes who need to get over themselves.they all think they are so cool by saying hella and using like after every other word..def not cool, just extremely stupid.seriously get out of your little bubble and realize that california is not the only place in the world..there are much better places than cali freakin fornia.East Coast all the way!
(dumb californian girl 1)Like omg lets go shopping for some new juicy couture jackets and bags!
(dumb californian girl 2)Okayy!that sounds hella fun!
(dumb californian girl 1)wait hold on!!!
(dumb californian girl 2)why?
(dumb californian girl 1)I just broke my nail and some of my tan is coming off on my clothes!
(dumb californian girl 2)Oh i like hate when that happens!ok we will like just do hella shopping tomorrow then!duhh!
(dumb californian girl 2)Okayy!that sounds hella fun!
(dumb californian girl 1)wait hold on!!!
(dumb californian girl 2)why?
(dumb californian girl 1)I just broke my nail and some of my tan is coming off on my clothes!
(dumb californian girl 2)Oh i like hate when that happens!ok we will like just do hella shopping tomorrow then!duhh!
california by eastcoastchick July 1, 2010
california
A place where the women are beautiful, the men know whats what, and the best marijuana in the world is harvested.
california by t-tron April 7, 2008
California
Laughing stock. pathetic excuse for a state.
state whose people are dumb enough to want an actor as their governor.
state whose people are dumb enough to want an actor as their governor.
California by california knows how to suck October 4, 2003