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Cafe crush

A person you fantasize about or have feelings for because you talk to them frequently at your local coffee shop.
"Look, there's Mark in line." "Oh, the guy from the coffee shop?" "Yeah, my cafe crush."
by Lexi1991 March 30, 2025
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Cafe Chickens

Restaurant patrons who leave lousy tips.
Customers who tend to come in large parties that seperate checks to pay the smallest individual tip. These customers usually order discounted items on the menu, use coupons, and ask for water with extra lemon and sugar to avoid paying the price.

"Do you see those cafe chickens at table 5? Everytime I ask them if they would like something, all I hear is cheap, cheap, cheap!"
"They sound just like little birds!"

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by NiENiE September 20, 2012
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Carson Cafee

A weird ass mf that likes feet and has no jaw definition
My cat likes feet and has no jawline, so we call him Carson Cafee
by April fools Carson April 1, 2021
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Cafe Camping

The act of spending five or more hours in a cafe and buying only one menu item in order to use the free wifi, escape the elements and check out other cafe-goers.
Waiter: I hate cafe campers! They just take up space and never order anything more than one chai latte.

Patron: Cafe Bluebird. Pretty standard coffee, but a fabulous place to go cafe camping.
by foxinsox130 November 23, 2013
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Crystal Cafe

procrastinate here. get off skyblock and do your fucking homework. also stop asking for pc and selling here.
by JerryChristmas December 20, 2023
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Cat Cafe

The opposite of a sausage fest. There are more girls than guys at an event.
Brandon: Bro Jake, you gotta come to this party man. It's a Cat Cafe over here.
Jake: You know I'll be there bro, I can't miss out on so many hot ass girls.
by Handlebar68.9 January 20, 2019
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Flame Cafe

It's only one of her. She's hot! All the guys type, none of the girls like. Hood girl but Hollywood. Smart but has a tendency to hustle. Sometimes shy, cool, funny, and will brighten up a dark room!
She's hot I almost thought it was Flame Cafe.
by Esmeralda Brown December 21, 2016
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