Burned the monkey

When you distroy shit your ex gave you... as in the time he gave you a stuffed animal, and then broke up with you so you burned it.

Friend: So how are things going with tom?
You: I burned the monkey..!
Friend: OH.!.

by Fo'realdoe December 19, 2016

buffed

in videogames when a gun or character or anything gets better after an update.

damn, the Kuda must have been buffed . its so good.

by Sharpnorth April 24, 2017

Burned man

The friend/person who allows someone else to put them on a back burner until they have use for them. They don't know When to move on.

Guy 1: "If you are waiting for Ashley to realize the potential of having you as a boyfriend, you might as well forget it. She has a boyfriend." Guy 2: "I just want to be there for her. You never know!" Guy 1: "You are a burned man."

by DeAun July 23, 2017

Burked

Really stoned

Fuckin hell mate I was so burked last night

by solsk2d February 28, 2018

BURTED

My friend meant to say “hurted “ and this beautiful typo was born

“It was Fukin OnE oF yUs”
“THAT BURTED “

by thetruthugh July 17, 2019

Burned Payback

In short: burned payback is an attempt to inflict damage / pain / embarrassment on somebody that is done in such a way that allows the target to simply use said attempt to further his / her goals without the perp immediately realizing

Me: Dude, that chick I was banging a while back tried to zing me with dumbass scenarios time and time again while being an easy lay and thought it got to me. All I thought was: I did it all for the nookie, what? The nookie! What? So you can eat that cookie! 😋 can you say burned payback?
Dude: Dayum, that’s some messed up burned payback dawg! Dat bitch dumb - can you pass her over when yu done?

by SackmaBooolz December 4, 2019

burned out

When you've been working on something a lot, so that you lose motivation.

I worked on this project for 2 weeks straight, now im burned out.

by DarkiBoi March 1, 2020