Bunker-bombing

What big ploppy raidrops do as they break througth the crust of a drought- hibernized soil

"It's pissing outside, first storm of the rainy season and millions of big, ploppy raindrops are bunker-bombing themselves into the drought-hibernized ground, busting up its crust to release the smell of petrichor."

by mimbijones April 4, 2023

Ho Bunker

Sloppy looking and probably smelly like a can of tuna that’s been sitting out for 15 years; smells and looks like an old women’s crotch

Wow Karen is really looking like a ho bunker tonight.

Do you smell that? There must be a ho bunker in here

by Hobunker123 February 26, 2021

bunker dweller

Meant for Ukrainian people who flee to bunkers

putin:i hate negros

russian comander:understandable
putin:these bunker dweller people are scared of us

by chinkmolester69 March 5, 2023

bunker bunny

one who gets mowed like a muppet, a kid who doesn't shoot mad faces, el noobisimo

damn, i pissed myself when that bunker bunny got mowed like a muppet

by Greg Pattman February 15, 2005

Bunker Job

A highly kinky sexual action. A bunker job occurs post blow job, however pre-ejaculation. A Bunker Job occurs when a penis cums in someone's ear.

I gave this chick the best Bunker Job. Her ear was filled with jizz for 3 weeks.

by Bunker Job July 20, 2014

Bunker money

The level of wealth people achieve that affords them the ability to build bunkers in case of a human extinction event.

Yo Dilbert made like $10m this year man. Dude has straight bunker money yo.

by WalterChronKite February 1, 2024

twitter bunker

Aka the Oval Office. Where POTUS hangs out sending crazed tweets while in a sleep-deprived stupor and smearing Cheeto dust and Big Mac grease on his IPhone

"whoa! Did you see Trump just fired Giuliani and Melania filed for divorce!?"
"No.... Where did you hear that?"

"direct from the Twitter bunker!"

by DoktorDokter November 11, 2020