Buffering

The random pauses or forgetfulness in conversations that make you wait for details that aren't important anyway...

(Girl) "So the other day... I... uh... wait what was I saying?"
(Guy) "Buffering..."
(Girl) "SHUT UP! oh yeah I had like 6 cheeseburgers. I'm sooooo fat!"
(Guy) -Walking away- "What a dumb bitch..."

by truefortyfive July 30, 2012

bunking

1. Adding credibility to a hypothesis or myth
2. Bonin'

1. "Yo Jake, I saw an alligator in the sewer, just like the old myth."
"Whoa, bunk it up!"
2. Me and Lucie were bunking all night and now that bitch can't walk straight

by Ludate December 2, 2003

Buffering

The time after a recently ended relationship where "getting back together" could still be possible as neither parties items have not been returned and finalizations have not been made.

"what is the status of your relationship with him"
"oh we are currently buffering"

by blckhrtnlv August 15, 2008

buddering

checking out a guy

girl #1: omg look at him hes so hot!
girl #2: stop buddering..

by trrrrr January 11, 2009

Buttering

The act of rubbing a penis against an orifice to coat it in precum or lube both for 'teasing' and in preparation for penetration.

Guy 1: I'm fully into buttering baby so get ready and butter me up.
Guy 2: Dude your arse is fully buttered, you ready for these 8 inches?

by threadtheneedle August 24, 2016

bunking off

To "entertain oneself" before one has risen for the day, or to masturbate whilst on holiday or resting in a bunk bed.

Reba was annoyed that her college roommate kept bunking off at 6am.

by Reba Organa August 29, 2013

buttering the muffin

When a guy comes on your ass (AKA CAKES/MUFFIN) and pretends his dick is a butter knife

im buttering the muffin babe can i cum?

by BUTTAMAN March 3, 2014