rim bumpers

swollen painful lumps around the anus, usually hemorrhoids that prohibit anal sex

man i wish her rim bumpers would heal up, i cant even touch the sides of her baby hole

by Doug W. February 11, 2008

monkey bumper

A woman who likes to lick/eat another womans vagina(pussy).

That lady is definitely a monkey bumper

by DC Bighead November 25, 2007

Bush Bumper

A term describing Lesbians who engage in sexual intercourse with the same sex

Your such a bush bumper stacy!

by JakeandBakerBallangerLegate June 29, 2010

muff bumper

A term to describe lesbians.

I saw two women holding hands as they walked down the street and thought, "they must be muff bumpers."

by Jooba Jooba November 3, 2019

monkey bumper

One who is not a negro, who has sexual relations with a Negro.

Since the ethnicity of his sex partners is unimportant to Joe- he is also a monkey bumper.

by Shameless75110 June 15, 2009

Bumper Boobs

A novelty item that is attached to a vehicle's trailer hitch.

Cindy: "I just got some Bumper Boobs, and I'm gonna put 'em on my truck hitch."
Darryl: "They're just like my Truck Nuts."

by Bonch Nifkin January 21, 2013

ball bumper

a shock absorber for a high speed cock sucker

man your ball bumper sure is thick

by gregory5579 July 10, 2006