BumPetS

The threshold of a legend,

Also in Whales reffered to as Tea and Bumpents.

Yesterday Tea And Bumpets was an absolute blast!?!

by Publano February 11, 2019

Budget Cuts

When you just don’t have as much cheddar as you used to.

Q: Sorry James, but some bureaucratic nonsense has forced MI6 to experience a severe drop in funding. In light of these budget cuts, I must regret to inform you that Q Branch can no longer afford to maintain your Aston Martin and other such gadgets. But worry not, I have something for you that in the right hands is both versatile and deadly. This, James, is called a rubber band. Bond: I think I’ll just mount Moneypenny instead.

by vfuzz March 8, 2019

Budget Inn

The local run down motel that a promiscuous man with a strict budget takes a woman he wishes to have sexual intercourse with at a really affordable rate for the night. These motels are usually rated one star and are owned and operated by Indians.

My younger brother just turned 18 today and I booked a reservation at the Budget Inn with a local lot lizard.

by Dr.D Fraud May 15, 2019

Bumpet

When a trumpeter puts his/her trumpet up to their a-hole and starts farting creating a sweet, ass melody.

Person 1: Did you hear Herb Alperts bumpet preformance last night?
Person 2: Yeah bruh I started tearing up or maybe that was the shit smell.

by THeHORNyMAN April 20, 2020

Budget Beater

A budget beater is a car that you buy for an insanely low amount because the car has many problems but it still runs, for now. You put absolutely no money into the car and drive it until it dies-hopefully no less than six months.

Him: Dude - what's up with the car you bought? it's like three different colors.

Me: It's all I can afford - I can't afford a car payment so I'll just drive this budget beater until it dies.

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 11, 2020

BUgGeThA

“Bug-eth-ah” A female bug named Buggetha.

Buggetha, why are you eating your soulmate?!

by Sunshine_YT November 23, 2020

budget assassination

An assassination done on a budget, usually on a low profile target.

One difference between that guy and Kennedy is nobody would spend the kind of money they spent to off Kennedy on offing him. His death would be a budget assassination, something like a guy going to buy milk getting shot on the way to the store.

by Solid Mantis March 15, 2021