bumfukleniddle

You are beautiful every day of the year.

Michelle you are bumfukleniddle!

by Master Bator May 9, 2005

Bumflop

If your ass is full of fat,it's another word for belly flop but from your ass

Trinity hardie got mad and bumflopped me all the way to pluto.

by Popfiz July 25, 2018

bumfeatures

A person who has a face that resembles an arse...not a pretty picture atall.

"Shut it bumfeatures you ugly twat".

by Jibbery April 20, 2006

BUMFT!!!

To decribe a ridiculously hot girl, or if something hot happens to a girl like a gust of wind blows up her skirt.

You would say BUMFT!!!

sitting at the trainstation, really hot girl walks off the train with smoking hot legs,

You would say "BUMFT!!!" to show your appreciation to the mates you are sitting wtth.

by greggyboywasted December 20, 2009

bumfinger salsa

The culinary result of throwing a party, making a special salsa, then bums wander in off the street to dip fingers in said salsa, lick them clean, and submerge them again for an extra licking. More deplorable than double dipping, it is truly an unfortunate creation.

Stephanie: Frank, you're not eating that leftover salsa, are you? Bums were dipping their fingers in it!

Frank: You mean I ingested... bumfinger salsa? (vomits)

by mrbufo May 2, 2006

bumfluff

the fluff that gathers in your anus after a long day of sweating

dude you got bumfluff on your face

by yar mudder June 12, 2006

Bumfuzzled

The state of being intrigued, captivated, puzzled by something--good or bad--that stays with you after the experience and keeps you wondering how you feel about it, where it's headed, etc. Definitely something that could go either way.

Did you see Lady Gaga's dress last night at the Grammy's? I mean, I get that she's making a statement, but what's got me bumfuzzled is that did it with raw meat, like real chops on her chops, rump roast on her rump. It was like "whoa!," but I'm not sure what it meant or if I really liked it.

My performance review has me bumfuzzled. I got high marks on everything, but then one of the comments was, "Mark is such a good performer, I can't tell if he's giving it his all." What does that mean?

I was at CES, and I am completely bumfuzzled by the new Nokia Lumia launch. I mean, yeah, it's a good phone. But now? I mean, aren't you dead already? No one has a Nokia.

by Sven Mongo March 9, 2012