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bullshistory 

Da generally-useless-to-your-future-life/employment "set of lies agreed-upon" sawdusty-dry clap-trap dat dey force-feedingly shove down your boredom-parched throat during grade school.
Why should I bother learning all that bullshistory in school when I will seldom --- if ever --- need said knowledge in my future adult life, especially if a lot of it isn't even accurate, anyway???
bullshistory by QuacksO June 21, 2019
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bullshitting 

When you add extra, un-nessesary words to an essay to meet a certain goal.
Guy 1: How did you meet the 5000 word requirement?
Guy 2: I just did a bit of bullshitting.
bullshitting by Cyclopz420 October 28, 2019

bullshitestry 

Psyonix company is well versed in the art of bullshitestry as they claim Rocket League is fun. Your on console.
bullshitestry by MspaC July 5, 2021

Bullshitiverse

The world in which we live in now being so messed up on so many levels, especially while you’re also going through a huge amount of extra bullshit and extra bullshit and stressful situations. Used when you just can't explain how bad amd messed up it is.
" I just can't cope with all of the anxiety whilst having to live and work in this bullshitiverse
Bullshitiverse by Abstractfox November 26, 2021

bullshipper 

One who claims item is sent, when it has not been.
Often on eBay they’ll create a label w/ tracking number, but never send the item
Don’t buy from that seller as they’re a known bullshipper.
bullshipper by anonymous March 10, 2022

Bullshitary 

Yo that's some bullshitary
Bullshitary by Dannyphanteb December 16, 2022

Bullshitticist 

Bullshit artist. Someone that constantly already knows anything you say before you say it and has already done it better, faster and harder than anyone else.
That guy is a bullshitticist. He always has to one-up everybody!
Bullshitticist by Matthewfpurvis November 15, 2023