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Bum

Bum: Noun, Verb (Bumming), Adjective (Bum)

Someone who wears the same thing to school every single day. Usually a male with a broken backpack that doesn't zip up and only has one arm strap. A Bum must be a fan of the San Francisco 49ers and such a big fan to the point makes people hates the niners. A Bum gets picked on constantly, there are even official "Give a bum a deadleg day" "Beat a bum up day" etc. When a Bum is asked "What can Brown do for you?!" He must reply with "The real question is what can't brown do for you ;"

Lastly, Not to be confused.

Aliens > Bums
(Weight Training Class)

Bum: (Walks in Late, Ipod headphones in ears, No one is sure if the Bum is sober)

Weight Training Class: "MR BUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!"
by DownAlien June 30, 2011
mugGet the Bummug.

Bum Bum Fly

Any flying insect which can be found hanging around the anus of cattle / sheep and / or welshmen.

Have been known to descend to feast upon shite from said critters arses.
Look at the way the bum bum fly just hangs there...
by urbankhaos May 6, 2003
mugGet the Bum Bum Flymug.

bum bum hunny

A cute, sweet girl that is simultaneously singing and dancing with a child-like smile on her face
That girl over there listening to the Gypsy Kings is such a bum bum hunny!
by Ringo Stein May 28, 2008
mugGet the bum bum hunnymug.

Bum

(verb) To let someone borrow, and if necessary keep without repayment.
I told him I could bum him a spare keyboard, but he ended up stealing the one from the store anyway!
by Benry1 April 25, 2011
mugGet the Bummug.

Bum Bum Fedora

The old-school fifties gangster version of ass hat
And the non-mexican version of rectal sombrero
Can be used as a comeback and/or insult

See also ass hat, and rectal sombrero, also created by Lauren.
Lauren: WOW Julia you stupid
Julia: BUM BUM FEDORA!! oooo take that.
by Julia&Lauren February 1, 2006
mugGet the Bum Bum Fedoramug.

bum

When someone really loves a certain thing. So much to the extent of it being annoying to others
"Hey you know that dave he really bums Slayer!"
by Ryan August 11, 2004
mugGet the bummug.

Bum

To sodomise a human, animal or object (not including trees) not illegal if the other gives their consent
Shut up Laura, or I will Bum You, And Tom won't stop me
by The Drinker Of Cum February 5, 2005
mugGet the Bummug.

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