A cream used to heal bruising directly after an injury to the epidermis of your skin or a lie that your family will make fun of you for, for years.
This nurse put some bruise cream on my hand and massaged it real well after I smashed it in the pharmacy.
"You're a fuckin liar kaide!"
"You're a fuckin liar kaide!"
by Greaser pirate November 26, 2022
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Bruises is a song by Reneé Rapp.
She wrote it because she had sex with a girl on her friends couch and when she told him he was like reneé wtf and she was very hurt by that and so she wrote bruises.
She wrote it because she had sex with a girl on her friends couch and when she told him he was like reneé wtf and she was very hurt by that and so she wrote bruises.
by goodtitsbigheart July 21, 2024
Get the Bruises mug.A dong bruise is the bruises that appear on a girls legs after a hard night out in town, they never remember where they have come from but are actually caused by male dancers in close proximity by their flailing male appendages
"Oh my god look at these bruises on my thighs Kathy! I have no idea how I got these, boy was I boozed last night"
"I have a fair idea, they're dong bruises Jane, I told you not to dance so close to those huge guys"
"I have a fair idea, they're dong bruises Jane, I told you not to dance so close to those huge guys"
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Get the Buffalo Bruiser mug.When your jeans are too tight whether it be due to the dryer, weight gain or a buffet and you get a bruise from the button plowing into your stomach.
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