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Bruise Cream

A cream used to heal bruising directly after an injury to the epidermis of your skin or a lie that your family will make fun of you for, for years.
This nurse put some bruise cream on my hand and massaged it real well after I smashed it in the pharmacy.

"You're a fuckin liar kaide!"
by Greaser pirate November 26, 2022
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Bruiser

Having one testicle or one nut. Just one.
Man, testicular cancer only left me with one Bruiser!

Keyser, WV is the home of Bruiser.
by VanHalenBro July 4, 2023
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Bruises

Bruises is a song by Reneé Rapp.
She wrote it because she had sex with a girl on her friends couch and when she told him he was like reneé wtf and she was very hurt by that and so she wrote bruises.
bruises... justice for reneé and lesbian sex
by goodtitsbigheart July 21, 2024
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Dong Bruise

A dong bruise is the bruises that appear on a girls legs after a hard night out in town, they never remember where they have come from but are actually caused by male dancers in close proximity by their flailing male appendages
"Oh my god look at these bruises on my thighs Kathy! I have no idea how I got these, boy was I boozed last night"

"I have a fair idea, they're dong bruises Jane, I told you not to dance so close to those huge guys"
by Maximus B*tches February 25, 2010
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butt bruise

when you get a bruise on your butt form anal.
man 1: hey bro is your butt bruised? man 2: ummm No!!!! man1: well your boyfriend has good aim.
by mandingle dime shaboficus October 9, 2010
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Buffalo Bruiser

Taping your dick and balls together with electric tape and banging and brusing your girl.
Joe decided to give Kandy a Buffalo Bruiser after a rough hockey game.
by Mike1356 October 13, 2010
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Button Bruise

When your jeans are too tight whether it be due to the dryer, weight gain or a buffet and you get a bruise from the button plowing into your stomach.
I did not gain weight but the damn dryer made me get a button bruise
by Nursing10 March 15, 2011
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