broke a nut 

Noun

When you bust a nut so hard your balls now hurt

I jus went for a quick nap and I busted so hard I think I broke a nut

broke a nut by Bubbanator June 5, 2018

Broke the laughter 

When a person makes a stupid or bad joke whilst everyone is having fun and laughing together, usually resulting in people going like "wtf".

Guy 1: So then she did it!
Guy 2: HAHAHA, what a bitch!
Guy 3: LOLOL
Guy 4: LMAO
Guy 5: AHAHAHAHHAHA
Guy 3: xDDDD!!!
Guy 1: HAHA!
Guy 3: ROFL THAT WAS GOOD.
Guy 4: LOOOOL
Guy 6: Just like ur mom! lololol
Guy 1: ...
Guy 5: ?
Guy 3: huh
Guy 2: wat.
Guy 4: .....?
Guy 3: ok then...
Guy 4: :|
Guy 2: the fuck.
Guy 2: Lame.
Guy 1: Dude...you just broke the laughter...

Broke the laughter by Eric DeRienzo December 18, 2008

broke the bank 

Figuratively making a shit ton of money that upon withdrawing it, it would literally shut the bank down.

Alternatively, making so much money that a bank cannot possibly hold that amount of real paper bills upon deposit.

Dayum, you seen that new Avenger's trailer? That movie is gonna break the bank.

He spent how much? Prolly done broke the bank.

broke the bank by MeezNBeez October 29, 2014

broke as a joke 

1.crazy po' like a mofo 2. no loot. 3. tough finicial times 4. need a brotha/sista to help out with cash. 5. so po' fo sho, you know.

Scott: Hey Jim, got any loot?
Jim: No, dawg, I'm broke as a joke.
Scott: That ain't no joke, foo.
Jim: True dat, fo real, pimp.

broke as a joke by Jimmygtp13 November 20, 2007

broke tissue 

break tissue The act of wiping your butt with such force that you break the toilet paper and accidentally swipe your fingers across your anus causing fecal matter to get on your fingers or under your fingernails

Ooh dude, get your hand out of my face you smell like you broke tissue.

I went to scratch my nose and realized I'd broke tissue.

broke tissue by Derrick Greene August 25, 2007

Broke skate 

Anyone who never has the money to go do something in your clique then borrows that money promising they'll pay you back but not doing so still one year later. Not to be confused with cheap skateBroke skates don't have money like a cheap skate.

Friend 1 : Hey let's invite Terry to go with us.
Friend 2: Fuck that he's a broke skate he still hasn't paid me back and it's going on a year.
Friend 3: Yeah fuck him he can mooch off Kegan.
Friend 4: By mooch you mean blow.

Broke skate by Lil Bruce Wayne June 24, 2008

Broke Out 

1) When someone who's in confinement (i.e. Jail,Prison,Hospital) and finds a way on the outside of the building where you are free to run away.

2) When someone gets infected by something that makes them "breaks out" with spots or something similar to one having a reaction to allergies. Can be sexually or nonsexual.

1) Lauren broke out of the mental hospital yesterday!
2) Nic broke out from herpes because he's been fucking everyone AND their moms!

Broke Out by MentalEmotionalBitchAssh0le April 26, 2019