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Tree Branch Sniffler

When someone puts their dick in another persons nose
Dude! Get your dick out my face you almost gave me a tree branch sniffler!
by GoonMaster11 February 28, 2024
mugGet the Tree Branch Snifflermug.

Branch Floridians

An intellectual collective founded in 1997 that is dedicated to lateral thinking and bad taste. It is often unclear if it is a religion disguised as a joke, or a joke disguised as a religion -- much in the same vein as The Church of the Subgenius or Discordianism. They maintain an expansive website at www.branchfloridians.org and regularly put out e-zines called "The World Domination Update." The group's self-professed objective is "think for yourself!"

At first glance, the Branch Floridians appear to be an ultra-fundamentalist cult, but anyone paying attention should quickly realize this is a sarcastic fascade. Admittedly, though, it is often difficult to tell when they are being serious, and when they are joking. Such pranksterism is deliberately designed to provoke people into *thinking*.
The group has no relation to MSN member and crusader Michelson-Morley or any of his alter-ego/pseudonics. There is a member of the Branch Floridians named Reverend FairInHeight 451, and Fairinheight451 is also a name used by Michelson-Morley. This is a coincidence, though it understandably has caused some confusion among people who dislike MM for his activities in policing several rogue communities that break the MSN Code of Conduct. Michelson-Morley is *not* a member of the Branch Floridians, though respects their ideas.
by Manager December 16, 2004
mugGet the Branch Floridiansmug.

branch rat

I shoot that fucking branch rat this morning for eating my damn Apples
by Goober smooches August 6, 2020
mugGet the branch ratmug.

branched

When someone starts a topic, that has little or nothing to do with the main conversation.

Often moves away from the center of the main conversation.
Person 1: I recently had a really bad car crash... my whole car is wrecked.
Person 2: Man i think my social anxieties really causes an issue for me.
Person 1: I mean that sucks man but you just branched the conversation.
by Karl Phoenix November 17, 2021
mugGet the branchedmug.

sandy branch

When you're having intercourse on a beach.
Yeah man, I gave her the sandy branch after sunset.
by jaredg August 2, 2017
mugGet the sandy branchmug.

Branch bouncer

Someone who hops from different partners in the military
Dude She was just with a marine now a guy in coast guard? She's a branch bouncer fr.
by Alexistexas1902 August 5, 2025
mugGet the Branch bouncermug.

Tree branch

A place where Emo’s “hang” out
Where’s Derek?

He’s hanging with his friends at the tree branch!
by Moosijuici August 17, 2021
mugGet the Tree branchmug.

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