Branching

Branching is a skill in the VR game Gorilla Tag which involves jumping between tree branch to tree branch.
"Yo bro how do I jump between branches"
"That's called branching, dumbass"
by ArkerTF2 May 05, 2024
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Branch the troll

Branch is a total babe! He is so sexy and lovable! Gosh, I would do anything just to hear him sing a lil didley. His beautiful hair reminds me of a wet fart. The most gorgeous troll around, sooo sexyyyy!😘
Person: "Do you know Branch the troll?"
other person: "OmG YES HES SO SEXXYYY"
by Branch_issogood March 02, 2024
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Branch Floridians

An intellectual collective founded in 1997 that is dedicated to lateral thinking and bad taste. It is often unclear if it is a religion disguised as a joke, or a joke disguised as a religion -- much in the same vein as The Church of the Subgenius or Discordianism. They maintain an expansive website at www.branchfloridians.org and regularly put out e-zines called "The World Domination Update." The group's self-professed objective is "think for yourself!"

At first glance, the Branch Floridians appear to be an ultra-fundamentalist cult, but anyone paying attention should quickly realize this is a sarcastic fascade. Admittedly, though, it is often difficult to tell when they are being serious, and when they are joking. Such pranksterism is deliberately designed to provoke people into *thinking*.
The group has no relation to MSN member and crusader Michelson-Morley or any of his alter-ego/pseudonics. There is a member of the Branch Floridians named Reverend FairInHeight 451, and Fairinheight451 is also a name used by Michelson-Morley. This is a coincidence, though it understandably has caused some confusion among people who dislike MM for his activities in policing several rogue communities that break the MSN Code of Conduct. Michelson-Morley is *not* a member of the Branch Floridians, though respects their ideas.
by Manager December 16, 2004
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Special Branch Posting

Anything posted online that shows conspiring or premeditated planning of criminal activity.
These statements spoken or typed can be used against the defendants by the Irish Government “Special Branch” in a criminal prosecution case.
Hey bro, let’s go to Dublin and waste all the Politicians. Yo! Stop special branch posting, we don’t want a knock at the door comes by the tracksuit Garda...
by Sean Na Sacha May 26, 2022
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lucy branch

pump her and dump her Logan A-2023 lucy branch
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ranch branch

Another word for dick. That’s all there is to it.
“Ayooooo, lemme climb on that ranch branch.”
“No! I’m a virgin!”
by Jerry skinner June 22, 2018
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West Branch High School

It is a high school will corn Fields every where also it’s 99 percent white country cousin fuckers and if you don’t have a mullet ur probably a dealer and every assistant principal is basically hittler and if you’re not white I wish you luck because you will probably get lynched wish you luck you will not survive there
by kid without a mullet December 04, 2021
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