bono

a peice of crap.

literally

person 1: did you see that new episode of south park?

person 2: yeah, that one where bono is sucking that guys tit at the end?

person 1: yeah thats the one.

by igothighlastnight November 15, 2007

Bro bono

When your bro gives you a blowjob as payment for a service. Usually services a bro would do for another bro

David: Will you represent me in court?

Michael: Sure, I'll do it bro bono

by LilNutPeanut February 9, 2017

math pro bono

A public service (that usually lasts all year) in which you voluntarily take time out of your day to help your buddy pass math class. Most common math pro bono's involve one American student and the foreign kid he's grown fond of and befriended.

Foreign Kid: "Yo dude I don't get this shit! What the fuck is teach talking about when he says cosine of 30 degrees?"

American Kid: "Get your calculator. All you gotta do is put in 'cos(30degrees)' and you'll get '0.866025404'. Simple dude. Are you going to be my math pro bono all damn year?"

Foreign Kid: "Yeah dude, we don't do math in my country."

by westfalia January 12, 2010

pro bono prostitute

Someone who'll have sex with anyone, anywhere, any time

i am a pro bono prostitute

by Bob Jefferies October 8, 2003

Bono

The RECORD of world's biggest crap.

Damn Bono is a piece of shit.

by Homosapien Michaels November 7, 2007

bono

To save the world with everybody elses money.

Bono says we can save the world.

by Dr. Offalmann December 14, 2003

Bono

The biggest Irish narcissist you will ever have the displeasure of coming across in your life. Not only is he the frontman of U2, he's decidedly the most irritating political know-it-all you'll ever see, plus he couldn't wedge himself any further up Bob Geldof's arse is he tried. And he can't count in Spanish properly.

"Who is that eejit?" "Oh, that's Bono."

"Uno, dos, tres, catorce..."

by Posh Birds Do It Best September 5, 2009