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mouse boogers

Compressed dust and grime that builds up on the rollers in an old-style ball mouse, frequently causing the mouse to perform less than optimally. One must usually scrape the material off the rollers with one's fingernail.
Hold on, my pointer's jumping all over the place... I've got a serious case of mouse boogers here.
by The 2-Belo September 12, 2003
mugGet the mouse boogersmug.

Snow Booger

The snow that accumulates behind of the tires of a car.
Hey, kick that snow booger off my tire!
by Whaaaa?!27 January 13, 2011
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eye booger

Another name for sleep in your eye; it resembles a desiccated (dried up) booger from your nose.
Hold on a moment; let me get this eye booger out of my eye!
by Telephony April 26, 2014
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Booger King

A derogatory name for Burger King.

When I was a kid, we had a rhyme that was a take off of their current advertising jingle:

The bigger the boogers
The greener the boogers
The boogers are bigger
At Booger King!
I had a nasty burger at Booger King
by Libertine October 3, 2005
mugGet the Booger Kingmug.

booger farm

A hidden place that all men all of the world have where the keep their booger's after they pick their nose. All men have a booger farm in a place where they spend a lot of time. For example every man has a farm at work, home, and even at their best friends house. The question is where does your husband keep his????
Honey, is that your booger farm behind the couch in the living room????
by Jeremy Holt July 5, 2005
mugGet the booger farmmug.

dragon booger

The term for a glob of resin mined from a pipe or other marijuana smoking device.
"Hey man you got any weed?"
"No, but I just mined my pipe so I've got enough dragon boogers to get us where we need to go."
by Lil' Brudder September 9, 2008
mugGet the dragon boogermug.

Shit Booger

When a man partakes in anal intercourse with another person, and apon withdrawing, discovers a "booger" of excrement on the end of his penis.
Hey Tom! I've still got a shit booger on the end of my cock from when I fucked your mum last night!
by Bathouse July 18, 2011
mugGet the Shit Boogermug.

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