boartch

Cross between a bitch and a bush pig

You know narelle from finance? She is SUCH a boartch!

by jjcm June 17, 2014

boar vessel hours

From 2:30-5:00 am

Nigga - When is real boar vessel hours?
Nigga II - From 2:30-5:00 am.

by Boar Vessel June 23, 2018

Bofa'dees

yer balls

you: *some sick ass banta*
some bloke: *weak ass comeback*
you: "Ha, you probably like Bofa'dees"
that same fucking bloke that you just penetrated: "What's that"
you: "Bofa'dees nutz you ball succer!"
shinpad: *dead*

by DJ_FUCKERHEAD July 7, 2018

Boardin'

could be any of the boardin' sports, but usually it's associated with Snowboarding.

hey dude lets go boardin', like now! 7 inches of powpow just hit the mountains.

by creature69 August 1, 2019

Boardgame Blueballs

Knowing you're about to win a board game and you're opponent quits before the game is over, thus depriving you of the satisfaction of a game well won.

Rudy never should have told his wife she was about to win the game. She quit and now he has boardgame blueballs because he couldn't celebrate.

by DetroitVsEveryone April 13, 2020

Befarted

adjective - the state of being farted upon.

See similar structures - bejeweled, betrothed

Do not put your face on that pillow, it has been befarted!

by TanaDarko October 22, 2020

Whine Boarding

The act of being forced to listen to someone whining about any give topic. Form a torture.

I was able to go home after she was done whine boarding me, but I did get laid!

by Wallville January 5, 2008