Blobjob

The act of going down on a lady whilst she is on her period, or blob.

Craig: So what you do with lily last night?
Ben: I totally went down on her
Craig: But she was on her period, you gave her a blobjob?!

by Phil121 October 7, 2009

joe blob

the result of a blow job, ie. hanging dribble uf spunk from your boyfriend's moustache

"hey marcus, you've got a lot of cum around your mouth, you look like joe blob!"

by raffeysod August 6, 2006

Blobbing

noun- A round of sloppy felatio

Sarah was blobbing me off gloriously, until I looked down and noticed it was Hank all along. Hank...what a kidder!

by keldard February 20, 2011

Gelatinous blob

1: A big thing of a jelly-like substance.
2: A really fat person or thing.

1: Silly putty
2: "Hey Greg, look at that gelatinous blob! He's really fat!"

by SuzanneOwnsYourLife November 7, 2006

blob

a disporportioned person

Becky, what a blob!

by who are we? February 6, 2010

blobbing

A time when you need to keep your distance. Woman's menstruation cycle.

"I'm blobbing this week"

by Qwerty yup April 4, 2005

blobenzie

1. Weed
2. Used to descirbe someone or something boring or dull.
3. Used in place of any noun in a sentance.

1. Lets smoke some blobenzie
2. "How was the movie?" "Blobenzie"
3. How's your bolobenzie?

by D February 5, 2004