Alien Blues

the best song in the world

Martha: That Sarah girl is so weird. what is she listening to?

Karen: shes listening to Alien Blues

by Your bestie <3 December 9, 2021

Juul Pod Blues

When someone runs out of juul pods and have no way of getting more. The addiction for pods leaves the user feeling down, since they can't quench their thirst for nicotine. This is the Juul Pod Blues

"Yo homie why you so down?"
"I got the Juul Pod Blues dude"
"Shit man"

by Landon York's thicc sister June 16, 2018

Bluff Check

To call one out on a lie, generally when someone says something so incredibly unbelievable that you're sure they must be lying. Based largely on the old centure honor system, the accused will usually admit to a lie after being called out on a bluff check.

Keith: No, no, no, it gets better... then I pull her wedding dress straight out the closet and take a fat piss on it!

Jon: Woah woah woah, bluff check man.

Keith: No lie doggy, swear to god!

Noah: Its true man, I was there.

by Jon Bray November 9, 2008

BlueStar

The russian blue leader of ThunderClan. She can be found in the books "Into The Wild," "Fire and Ice," Forest of Secrets," "Rising Storm," and dies in "Dangerous Path."

BlueStar was glad to take Rusty into Thunder Clan, for they needed warriors.

by StrawberryStar December 10, 2017

Sloppy Second Blues

This is the feeling of sadness after you just realize you got sloppy seconds. You thought you were getting her wet but point in fact you were stirring some other guys jizz.

"Dude, why the long face?"

"I just got the sloppy second blues after I realized that Bob fucked Ann minutes before I put my c*** in. I had to burn my clothes and scrub down with gasoline."

"Very harsh man"

by smo joe January 22, 2010

"Joliet" Jake Blues

Jake Blues, the elder of the two Blues Brothers, was imprisioned for five years, for holding up a gas station to cover the band's room service tab in a gig in Tijuana. He was released on parole after three years, for good behaviour, and was picked up by his brother, Elwood. After a fully religious experience, he decided to put the band back together, to raise money, and to pay the taxes on the orphanage in which he and Elwood grew up. He was played by John Belushi, who died before Blues brothers 2000 came out.

"Sell me your children!"
"Bring me four fried chickens, and a Coke."
"The BAAAND!"
"You traded the Bluesmobile for a MICROPHONE? ... I can see that."

Holy crap, "Joliet" Jake Blues did all his own dancing.

by RoboTribble May 6, 2006

Blues

Robert Johnson is The Father
Muddy Waters is The Son
Jimi Hendrix is The Holy Spirit

This is the Holy Trinity of The Blues.

by the migster October 8, 2005