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super bloom

when ur dick is as hard as a rocket and u fuck a bitch and she screams her lungs off
i gave my gf a super bloom and she wouldnt shut up
by diggity21 September 18, 2018
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Max Bloom

He looks like Max Bloom
OMG WTF YOU CAN'T SAY THAT WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.
by Girlboss121212 October 9, 2022
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bloom shining

bloom shining is combining outdoor plants or outdoor art to the inside of your house by putting them near a window so it shows inside the house.
i like your bloom shining with the rose bush so close to the window, it appears to be inside the house.
by Von trudelburg November 27, 2022
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blooming grove highschool

a shitty town where there isn’t anything to do. Overrunned by red necks and fake thugs
Have you been to blooming grove highschool
by heaibsisbsb October 14, 2021
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Blooming

"Aw fuck dude... dude... I'm... I'm... I'M BLOOMING!!!
by YourLocalMicrocelebrity April 5, 2024
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The Bloom

The Bloom is a very rare crystal flower encased in a blue orb. If in possession of, you will be granted eternal happiness and luck for the rest of your life. Only issue is that it is very difficult to obtain. The Bloom will only be found on June 3rd in the first water aven that blooms and that water aven needs to be the first flower to bloom in the world. Only then you are able to extract The Bloom and be happy with everything.
Random Child: WHERE IS THE BLOOM? WE CAN'T FIND IT ANYWHERE!

Sweaty Explorer: I am very sad, I can't find The Bloom

That one other guy: Don't worry Sweaty Explorer Man, I'll find it.
by GoodOlAmbientBoy February 23, 2023
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BLOOMING

On some specific contexts, blooming means being an absolute retard by saying really dumb shit online
He's blooming
by MaxwellXD February 26, 2025
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