Bloom

A god, someone who knows exactly what to do instantly. Treats people with such care and doesn't take anything for granted.

"I met Bloom yesterday"

"OMG REALLY!?!?!, I'm so JEALOUS

by dum9328 May 24, 2021

Blooming onion

A very full ashtray

Your ashtray is so full it’s starting to look like a blooming onion

by CarlTensine June 5, 2021

Wysteria is in bloom

A euphemism for how your daughter would like a tiramisu

"Hey, mom! You wysteria is in bloom!"

by CongealedLamb June 14, 2025

Blooming onion

When you have a big penis and have interiors with a girl and destroy her ass or vagina looking like a blooming onion

Dude, I gave a hooker a blooming onion

by Sweatycumstain June 22, 2025

Pussy bloom

Pussy Blooming is similar to pussy gaping but are smaller and more natural looking. It refers to the way pussies expand during sex when arousal is high. For example: PussyBloom2 on pornhub

that pussy bloomed as she came

by pbloom September 9, 2025

Bloom scrolling

When you are reading stories or looking at memes that are genuinely positive. The opposite of doom scrolling.

I spend 30 minutes a day bloom scrolling to remember there's still good in the world.

by Anonymous Sunflower September 12, 2025

BLOOMING

On some specific contexts, blooming means being an absolute retard by saying really dumb shit online

He's blooming

by MaxwellXD February 26, 2025