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Block Man

The opposite of a wing man. Someone who goes out to intentionally keep a friend from hooking up with an undesirable partner.
Bro you were so being a wing man last night when I needed you to be a Block man.
by luckstar44 May 11, 2009
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Mock Block

to call a friend out on what he/she is going to sarcastically respond before they are able to do so.
Like the term famously known as 'cock block,' a 'mock block' brings a friend down, and he/she is not able to make a crappy comment because they have already been called out.
by dfwmary March 3, 2010
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Cock Block Tortoise

When someone puts a washing basket on their back to look like a tortoise and performs a cock block by crawling onto a couple's bed whilst they are making intercourse
"i got completely undressed, put on a washing basket and cock block tortoised onto nat's bed who was shagging zach"
by jabbott August 22, 2011
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Block-Away Titties

When you see a woman from an entire city block away, and you think to yourself "Damn, that girl got some big titties!"
"I'm telling you, they were bigger than my head. This girl had block-away titties."
by Rex Johnson, Private Eye August 27, 2013
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Block-busting

The definition given is not accurate. Block-busting usually occurred in fringe neighborhoods, not in neighborhoods with rich white people. Aggressive realtors encouraged middle-class or poorer whites to sell because black families were moving in down the street or around the corner. The New York City metropolitan area has many good examples of block-busting. From Brooklyn to Monmouth County, N.J. From Newark to Parsippany, N. J.
Officials from XYZ Realty Company have been charged with illegal block-busting.
by A. S. Cobb January 14, 2016
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block monster

City version of chuck Norris.

Someone who succeeds in everything they do.
"Hey dude, Austin is a block monster! "
by arod23 June 11, 2016
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Thot block

When a thot is trying to get with you and you curve her.
Josh: Stacy was trying to get all in my pants last night
Dave: shes such a slut did you thot block her
Josh: of course no one wants sloppy seconds
by Saprano125 November 9, 2017
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