blerg

A blog post written without the aid of coffee or related substances. Alternate spelling: blurg.

I'm really surprised at the quality of this blerg given I haven't had my coffee yet.

by wordyguy7 October 28, 2010

blerch

describing anythin extremly disqusting.

jane blerched all over the food in olive garden

aww man! i just blerched my pants

honey! the baby blerched all over the new tv

by tether foot August 5, 2009

Berf

A person who has easily sprained ankles.

That girl just sprained her ankle walking across the street! What a Berf!

by Packerblake December 20, 2018

Blerb

A term for a personal bio or brief description of a product, misspelling of blurb.

"I'm a writer, producer, director. You can read all about it in my blerb."
"Yea, that burger has onion rings in it, I saw it in the blerb."

by clipcut September 11, 2019

Bleef

The act of queefing (expulsion of air out of the vagina) while squirting blood. Usually occuring while the female is on a period.

Christine needed to take out her tampon and bleef.
This may be considered the opposite of a shart.

by terminator1234 January 18, 2011

roast bleef

a gross looking vagina

i thought betty was hot unil i knew she had a roast bleef

by colito March 2, 2009

berf

A sparingly used word to put emphasis on the word "both".
A higher degree of emphasis than bof, which is higher than both.

Scott: Both of us are going to the hair stylist for a haircut.

Javon: Bof of us is goin to da parlor to trim we fros.

Darquavis: Berf us gizzah mosey to da barber shop and get a fresh cut.

by Big Country Kellogg December 24, 2008