Blondelicious

A hot blonde that you want to eat up

Check her out, she's blondelicious!

by Andie March 3, 2005

Will it blend?

To ask "Will it blend?" is to question whether something is feasible, practical, or realistic.

This interrogative relative to "passing muster" is based in the internet phenomenon created by Blendtec founder Tom Dickson, as previously defined.

Adam: I have a theory that the universe is actually contained in a wormhole on the back of a turtle.

Bob: But will it blend? No -- it won't, because you can't test that! It's not even a theory if you can't test it!

by CleffedUp April 23, 2010

blonderexic

1. Someone who fears being anything but blonde.

2. Ladies who are addicted to the bleach & highlights.

omg! Look at barbie over there. She's so blonderexic, bleaches her hair like, every week.

by ThePoisonApple September 26, 2008

Blonde Blinders

The effect a blond girl's hair has on your overall increasing opinion of her bangability. Not present in all males.

"Billy's all over that chick, his blonde blinders are on like always, that chick is fuuugly.

by Mattimus Van January 22, 2010

Blended Assets

An Adult Female w/ A Valuable Person or Thing

There are a plethora of blended assets over yonder, good sir .. perhaps you might liken yourself to that blend in order to increase your personal asset$.

by Chris2pher_gs July 15, 2021

blonde

No darker than the sandy color of a lions mane. Get that through your head people.

That person has blonde hair.

by Traveling Bob August 10, 2006

dumb blonde

A blonde who is dumb (in other words, a blonde). Also see: "Redundant."

Paris Hilton is a dumb blonde.

by Sylocat November 3, 2007