bleezerton

a blunt, especially a fatty

yo man, spark that bleezerton

by bleezertonbigbird July 24, 2005

blueberry icecream

a mixture of sperm, sweat, and slime from a bluewaffle, made into lubrication.

after i found out my girlfriend had a bluewaffle, i made some blueberry icecream and saved on the price of lubricant.

hey honey, do we have any blueberry icecream left?

blueberry icecream works so well; i knew a bluewaffle would be good for something.

by wario1317 June 10, 2011

Blueberry cream cake

The act of performing intercourse through the zipper holes in blue jeans of both sexual partners (only in heterosexual relations)

My lunch break ends in ten minutes, still have time for a blueberry cream cake.

by Stratford Clan April 11, 2016

Got My Blueberries

A phrase used to make everyone aware that you are completely ready for anything and everything. Often used to describe having finished packing for a holiday or having all your belongings with you at one time.

EXAMPLE ONE:
Momma: Everyone ready to go to the airport?

Daddy: Everyone packed?

Child: GOT MY BLUEBERRIES!

EXAMPLE TWO:
Speaker 1: I've lost my bag!

Speaker 2: Well, I've got my blueberries where the hell were you?

by CHRISTINAWEENER February 5, 2010

becoming a blueberry

Cards Against Humanity card that has no meaning

joe- "hey man what does 'becoming a blueberry mean' "

shmoe- "oh that is just some random card with no sexual meaning"

by brookwaters August 14, 2017

BlueBerryBallsack

The exact taste of " Five Hour Energy" Drinks, also an alliteration... not that youd give a shit.

Guy 1- " Hey want a drink of this "Five Hour Energy" drink?"
Guy 2- " No DUDE! that shit taste like BlueBerryBallsack!"
Guy 1- " No way! *takes a drink* HOLY SHIT!!! YOUR RIGHT!
Guy 2- " Told you so bitch" * Slaps his bitch in the face, because she forgot to make him a sandwich*"
Woman- *Goes back to her home AKA kitchen.

by Trent D Blue April 18, 2010

Blueberry Muffins

Part of the BRO CODE

When a bro is intoxicated and chatting-up a girl (one of exceptionally bad quality), it is ANOTHER bros responsibility to warn his bro of the bad decision he is about to make.

In this situation the term "blueberry muffins" is subtly used as code for "Get the fuck out of there! ABORT ABORT!".

Bro sees his bro in trouble and subtly codes to him: "DUDE!! Lets go get some BLUEBERRY MUFFINS!"

by The blueberry muffin man May 23, 2011