That homeless dude seen around the streets of wellington (usually sleeps outside burger king tory st.) Is a weird fullah but harmless, He is distinguishable by weaing almost no clothes other than a purple blanket of which he covers himself with. His Real name is Ben Hana and worships the Sun.
BOB: The Blanket man and ludes dude must be edging closer to a turf war - Blanket Man outside Burger King and Ludes Dude outside Starmart, thats like only 15 metres apart, Theyll be drawing the guns next, who do you think will win?
FRED: The Fuzzys. Theyll both be given free food and shelter, mind you Blanket man needs a house, and ludes dude needs to go to rehab.
FRED: The Fuzzys. Theyll both be given free food and shelter, mind you Blanket man needs a house, and ludes dude needs to go to rehab.
by Brother Number One December 28, 2005
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Peregrine: 'I'm worried about our sex life. Lady Isobel keeps disappearing under the bedclothes.'
Quentain: 'Don't be. She's probably a blanket crawler.'
Quentain: 'Don't be. She's probably a blanket crawler.'
by Albert Woods September 27, 2007
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2. (USA) a tasty oven baked junk finger food hors d'ouvre made by wrapping a Vienna sausage in canned Pillsbury (or similar) biscuit dough so that only the very tip ends of the sausage are visable.
2. (USA) a tasty oven baked junk finger food hors d'ouvre made by wrapping a Vienna sausage in canned Pillsbury (or similar) biscuit dough so that only the very tip ends of the sausage are visable.
Tiger Woods may perform like a real workhorse on the back nine holes, but I'll bet that Sergio Garcia has a nice little pig in a blanket for the crucial shots.
by A. Hick September 7, 2008
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Joe: Baby, I'm drunk.
Kathy: It's alright, baby. Don't move.
Joe: Shit, you're really wet.
Kathy: I am?
(lights go on)
Joe: What the fuck!? Look at the dirty blanket!
Kathy: Oh fuck. You might need some bleach. Also, your dick is small. See ya.
Joe: Dirty Blanket!
Kathy: It's alright, baby. Don't move.
Joe: Shit, you're really wet.
Kathy: I am?
(lights go on)
Joe: What the fuck!? Look at the dirty blanket!
Kathy: Oh fuck. You might need some bleach. Also, your dick is small. See ya.
Joe: Dirty Blanket!
by Citizen X August 22, 2008
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"Hey, Ricky, you comin tonight?"
"Nawh man sorry. Sun's not feelin well i gotta go keep her company."
"Jeez Rick, im surprised you even manage to breath wrapped so tightly in that Panda Blanket."
"Nawh man sorry. Sun's not feelin well i gotta go keep her company."
"Jeez Rick, im surprised you even manage to breath wrapped so tightly in that Panda Blanket."
by thatkid129 April 10, 2009
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