Biology

1. Sex
2. Sexual intercourse
3. The study of sexual intercourse

Let's study your biology with a special reference to your reproductive system.

by Jonhathan Doe December 31, 2007

biological clock

1.) A female psychological disorder directly related to too much exposure to horse shit like "The View" "Oprah" and wing-nut societal archetypes that feel women must have children to be "complete."
2.) Yet another absurd ploy utilized by women to get men to marry them before their asses get too old - men are SO attracted to desperation. LOL

"I need to know where this relationship is going because I'm 26 and my biological clock is ticking!"
Translation -
"I need to know if we're getting married because I am sick of giving BJ's and I'm ready to over eat like my married friends do!"

by Buck June 20, 2004

biology

the study of staying away from the buisness end of a large animal

It's a good thing I took that Marine Biology course, otherwise that Tiger shark would have totaly kicked my ass.

by Matthevv March 4, 2005

biology

The most boring subiect ever, taught by a teacher wif a lisp and has face spasms. Most of the time u learn nothing.

Ah, I don't need to know about osmosis in plant cells- hey, a packet of sponges is under this desk- lets chuck 'em!

by JamieC90 December 6, 2004

ap biology

So here a lil rap what us bio-players like to say:

ap biology with campbell and reece

say its not bad but it makes me weeze

enrich ur brain, make the cerebellum fine
learning atoms and evolution, now dont whine
cuz in the end when u get a 5
the colleges gonna say gosh s/he fine

man that antoinette sure does know her loop of henle & she got acronyms for the kreb cycle like, all children in kenya see super flying monkeys often, but god she pulled another all nighter, well thats what she gets for taking the AP bio class.

by bio biotch April 30, 2005

biodome

a green house that goes both ways.

guy - hey look theres a biodome
dude - yeah that biodome goes both ways...
guy - thats weird.

by Br0k3nT3nsi0nz x 4 May 28, 2007

marine biologist

A profession that is named, if you are a complete ass clown, when asked what a person wants to be when he/she grows up

I want to be a Marine Biologist because I am the smartest person ever, and I also like having sex with fish.

by Nick February 6, 2005