poor man's bidet

When you're taking a shit in a public restroom and the size, mass, or shape of the shit is such that is causes an updward splash that reaches the genital or anal area.

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A small low basin with taps, on which a person sits to wash their genital and anal areas.

Dan was using the restroom at Dodgers Stadium, and he dropped an ass bomb so large that it was like he was using a poor man's bidet.

by D. Jackson and M. Ward September 27, 2005

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bidibodi bidibu

A song from the movie "Super Troopers" Possibly the only good thing that has come out of Germany.

n00b guy: You heard that song from Super Troopers its sick as, what's it called again?

l33t guy: It's bidibodi bidibu you n00blet.

by ministryofsound May 24, 2005

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Biden

A man who calls out malarkey when he sees it.

Don't bring your malarkey in here bitch, or Imma Biden yo ass!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 October 30, 2019

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Dutch Bidet

(Noun) A phenomenon that happens when, while seated and taking a dump, the toilet water splashes onto your asshole, expediting the cleaning and wiping process as if you were using a French bidet.

AKA, Mexican Bidet

Dump-taker: Dude, I dropped a rock-solid deuce yesterday and got such splashback, my ass has never been cleaner before wiping.

Dump-taker's friend: Ah, yes - the classic Dutch Bidet. Why bother renovating the bathroom when you can get one of those?

by Benito Sucio August 29, 2010

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Accidental Bidet

When taking a large shit and it hits the water with such force that the water comes back and splashes your cornhole.

Victoria had chipotle for lunch and multiple alcoholic beverages the night before. The combination of beer shits and chipotle had her prairie dogging until she finally reached the toilet. While unleashing the cracken on the can, the shit splashed the water with enough weight for the water to splash back up and hit her butthole. To which she reacted, "Ah how refreshing, the ole accidental bidet."

by leilanotthesong October 12, 2012

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