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Being a Richard

Like saying being a dick, but using the derivative for the name dick makes it acceptable for formal company without sounding vulgar and offending any body.
(In the company of the President)

Bill: Dude you ate all of the pork, your being a richard.

President: What?
by haydoh playdoh January 6, 2012
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quit being a sally

"Your finger hurts? Quit being a Sally"
by Maniacal One August 12, 2017
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5 Stages of Being Ginger

All gingers go through 5 stages in their life, like the 5 stages of grief.

1. Denial - They blindly believe they are 'strawberry blonde' and not ginger. LIES
2. Anger - Why me?!? Usually a period of blaming the parents
3. Bargaining - They start begging and wishing that their hair will change, or maybe a different hairstyle will hide the fact that they are ginger. Its not gonna happen i'm afraid
4. Depression - An overwhelming feeling of hopelessness, usually leads to lots of masturbation.
5. Acceptance - The ginger realises there is nothing they can do, and prepares them self for the endless insults.
Tony: Ha the poor bastard is on stage 4

Friend: His cock is gonna be raw by the end of the week

5 Stages of being ginger
by Kaiiizr February 13, 2010
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The magic words that the Witch Doctor will give you to cause someone to fall in love with you.
I told the Witch Doctor I was in love with you. I told the Witch Doctor I was in love with you. And then the Witch Doctor, he told me what to do he told me: Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Ah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang.
by Bugalo Shrimp December 9, 2008
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Eng Bing

Yo, bar tender, lemme get an Eng Bing to go.
by SouloCutz November 17, 2009
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perks-of-being-chinese

An awesome Tumblr blogger. Very funny and rather lovely. Has a cool theme. Nice posts. Seems to like Shrek. The queen of Tumblr. Everything about her is just perfect.
-Do you know 'perks-of-being-chinese'?

-Yeaaaaah!! She's that awesome blogger, isn't she?
by bellatheelf July 4, 2014
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bing tap tap

The "ready" signal of an old microwave oven warming a flat ceramic dinner plate and subsequently the tapping sound of a credit card breaking up cocaine to a fine powder on said plate.
It had been several months since the last time, and just the bing tap tap alone was giving Tony bowel movements
by doblee August 9, 2009
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