Skinny Bert Newton

A special breed of human, can be found wining and dining birds in high class establishments otherwise he's usually running around in creeks like some regular old creek nigga, doesn't mind the send or a few nose beers when he gets the chance.

"Fuck me! Thats skinny bert newton!"

by shackwiz January 14, 2019

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Ska-Bert

The act of stealing someone's handshake

Person 1: Hey nice to meet you *Attempts to give the person a handshake*
Person 2: Nice to meet you too *Goes to give him a handshake*
Person 3: SKA-BERT *Gives person 1 the handshake instead*

by Spazzzattack25 February 14, 2019

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Bert

A true bellend aka a smithy. #thinksheisgodsgift #cockwamble

Yo mert there's Bert what a cunt.

by Koplover89 March 8, 2019

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to be overweight , fat , greasy

hey kyal , looking like a bert today.
hey man youv e put on weight , you must be a bert now.
look at that bert over there.

by berties March 20, 2019

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Bert

Term for an absolute skeezer that can’t get over a lil thottie. He tends to say very depressing things and does some bitch shit constantly for attention.

damn bruh! Quit being such a bert
He just got his heartbroken, hopefully he doesn’t become a real Bert

by stevowen March 22, 2019

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