bergenfield

THE FIELD is to Bergen County what the LES used to be to Manhattan. Big dicks, big hair, big attitude make this vibrant, boisterous, yet surprisingly well-heeled community easily recognizable from the rest of bland, uncharacteristic Bergen County. 167X, all aboard!

Hedge Funder from Wharton: I just closed on a unit in NoLiTa.

Colleague: Sucker, I just closed in Bergenfield. It's 20 minutes into the city and has an authentic New York flavor that Manhattan severely lacks, post-Giuliani administration. Next time you go back to the Midwest to collect rent check from daddy, why don't you stay there for good? Or might as well shack up in Franklin Lakes with the rest of your predictable cohorts, once your mail order bride has shipped in to hide the fact that you secretly want me to fistpound your ass. How'd you even get hired with this firm? I only hate you because you're too stupid to hate yourself.

by Lehman Brothers June 20, 2007

Berlin, Connecticut

Most can't spell, and most like to brag about their 'intelligence'. Usually wearing Coach, Northfaces, Skinny jeans, Uggs and sweatpants to make them 'ghetto'. You will find the high schoolers juggling swim team, football, basketball and cheerleading while driving in their new Toyota's their parents bought them for getting good grades. Favorite past time is doing drugs, preferably Marijuana, unless you're in upbeat. The most the Berlinites have to worry about is the Yankees not beating the Red Sox. The middle schoolers are pathetic, and are sluts in the making unless they attempt to be 'emo' by wearing black eyeliner. They can't keep a secret and they cheat on one of the many people they claim to love. This town also needs to import black kids from Hartford.

Girl1: Daddy bought me the wrong car for Christmas!

Girl2: EW! I just stepped on a spider! Time for new Uggs!

Boy1: Dude, want to go to DQ and ride our bikes through the drive thru?

Boy2: Nah man. Let's go get wasted at your girlfriends party! I'm so hooking up with her!

Upbeat kid: I hate Berlin, Connecticut

by Good Will May 6, 2011

Bergen County

The most gangsta county in New Jersey. If all of New Jersey's counties got into a fight, Bergen County would come out on top and own all. Where all the bitches got class, and no fat chicks. You come mess wit us, we gonna run yo ass over with a minivan and then buy you some ice cream at Dairy Queen just cause we roll like dat.

I was driving through Bergen County and i saw a black person, HOLY SHIT!

by Andrew and Evan May 10, 2006

berlin, ct

The dumbest town in the United States where everyone is a poser, wigger, or slut. Everyone does drugs. We suck.

"Lets not have sex til we're married."

"No way i'm high, lets make babies."

by hawtmess January 30, 2005

Berlin Walled

When something beyond your control ruins or stops something from happening.

"My girlfriend and I had to break up because we would be 4547.9294 miles apart, even though we still love each other."

"Dude you were totally berlin walled"

by Bubble girl July 12, 2005

beggining

When you beg, plead, and hope that you do or don’t have to do something, right at the start of what it is you are meant to do.

“He was beggining right at the start of his shift, I told him to fuck off”

by Unlo May 8, 2018

Tighter than a Beringer

A Beringer, also known as an Ebinger, is a level of "tightness", saltiness, and a mild amount of anger. You are not necessarily mad, but disappointed to a point that some facial expression and a change in demeanor are very apparent.

Also used to describe actual tightness of something.

"Jacob was tighter than a Beringer when Johnny stole his girl"
"I'm tighter than a Beringer after losing my jawn"
"Bruh last night, she was tighter than a Beringer.

by hiimyor May 25, 2018