wrap it before you tap it

Putting on a condom before douching it out on a girl.

phil-Did you wrap it before you tap it?
bob-hell naw, she let me go solo!
phil-damn, douching it out on jenn.

by zOMGitzNIK December 29, 2010

bros befo hoes

the one and only steadfast rule when you have to make a decision beween a woman and you boyz. Can be used to get out of a sticky situation with an ugly woman. The only rule more strict than bros before hoes is self-first

Baby, I'd love to kick it with ya, but you know, bros befo hoes

or

Man, yous a punk, you know the rule, bros befo hoes, now come on!

by Smitty February 24, 2003

I liked them before they became popular

Something a person says when a band they have liked forever becomes famous, and everyone starts talking about it. Said person gets irritated, rants, and says, "I liked them before they became popular." It's pretty much a more subtle way of saying, "FIRST" but it still makes you look like an asshole.

Person 1 : OH MAN I LOVE CHESTER FRENCH THEY ARE SO COOL WHEN THEIR MUSIC IS PLAYED ON MTV
Person 2 : I remember finding their Myspace way before they got famous. I liked them before they became popular.

by Jeulian October 12, 2009

Bembo

- someone who is quiet and doesn't socialize with people a lot
- extremely introverted & socially awkward

Friend 1: Why is she just standing in the corner?
Friend 2: Because she is such a bembo

by bIuegold August 30, 2021

Shake before the cake

Dumb guy at the bar he's going to take it to far. Gotta give him a shake before he eats the cake and makes the biggest mistake, of his life and takes a wife. He wants to get married, I'd rather be buried.

That guy is so clueless he needs a shake before the cake.

by Amphibious Goddess June 3, 2016

Sore-from-the-night-before-dog

When David Ordog returns from a particularly rough night with his male clientele.

Sore-from-the-night-before-dog just stumbled in. Let's hope Ryan didn't see him.

by Damion69 November 1, 2010

Befornication

A synonym to foreplay, encompassing, but not limited to, all that it implies. Usually used by high-class males before a night of sweet lovin'. Or perhaps after, in a manner of reflection.

Before
Male: Befornication, madam?
Female: Quite.

by Ben Hall August 30, 2007