bedface

Applies generally to men (maybe some women). Bedface is a condition similar to bedhead but, it has to do entirely with facial hair. Peoples with longer facial hair will wake up, look into the mirror, and see a unflattering mess of facial hair flowing every which way it can.

If possible, locate a comb immediately. Brush face hair thoroughly (preferably with water or some kind of gel) and get that walking embarrassment fixed pronto.

Whoa! Your sporting some major bedface this morning.

by Dinosaurs4Fun August 8, 2016

bedazzling

1.V; To post low effort snark early in a comment section in an attempt to derail a discussion before it has begun.

2.V; To repeatedly focus on minor details during a debate in order to grind down an opponent

I was so effective bedazzling that subreddit that I completely killed it in less than a year

by FireTheCannons June 15, 2018

loaf bedazzlement

When one defecates into a glass display case containing precious metals or gemstones. When the Loaf rolls down into the case and comes to rest, jewelry sticks to, resulting in Loaf Bedazzlement.

"Wow, Keith took a dump in that case of diamonds. I didn't know he was into Loaf Bedazzlement!"

by Misterpowercups March 17, 2010

bedazle

bedazled means to stick a object to another object with anything that is sticky

i bedazeled the bookshelf to the the wall

by David billington April 21, 2004

Bedazzled Douche Bag

Noun: Someone (usually male) who wears an excess of Ed Hardy brand and thinks he (or she) is the shit.

Example A: "Man, look at that guy! He really thinks he's God's gift to women!"
Example B: "I know, right? What a Bedazzled Douche Bag!"

by EmmeGirl December 8, 2009

bedazzler

When you on the John and you are jacking off and you poop and cum at the same time and you have to to yell BEDAZZLER!!!

Kyle: What took you so long of the can?
Nate: Man i had a bedazzler, that shit was everywhere.

by Tom ASS April 14, 2008

bedice

pussy juice

That bedice tastes like koolaid!

by fallopian juice July 17, 2003