Batisimo

A word that can be said at any random moment just to break awkward tension or just out of sheer joy for the resurrection of life.

"I thought you were dead"
"I was, but then I got resurrected"
"Batisimo!"

by camels August 28, 2012

Batin' Station

Secret spot where you go in your house to masturbate. Sometimes adorned with mags, lotion, and tissues.

Brb man, I'm going to use the batin' station.

by ClancyJones May 28, 2013

Batin' me up

To lead someone on, pretend you are something or to act like you want something.

James asked me for some weed bruv but he was just batin' me up, he didn't have the doe!

by ForellazBruv September 30, 2013

Batio

The ratio of babes to dudes within a certain area.

Yo homie, the Batio here is so off. Lets go somewhere else.

by Denvervibe November 7, 2015

Bating and waiting

V. Act of masturbating while waiting for a sexual parter to show up.

Dude: Hey, man didn't you say you were gonna get some asstonight?

Dude 2: Yeah, but don't worry about her. I got her bating and waiting

by Noizey December 6, 2015

Batison

Batman and Madison put together.

Hey what´s your name?

Im Batison :D

by Batison314 June 18, 2018

Bational Outrage

When a teacher is fired yet everyone besides the one doing the firing knows that said teacher does not deserve to be fired

Holly being fired sparked bational outrage!

by Vasserhaus March 17, 2017