Barnard College

Barnard College of Columbia University in the City of New York is the gayest school you'll ever go to. If you aren't gay when you arrive, you'll be at least a little gay by the time you leave. Barnard women are well educated, polished, confident, and badass and they WILL fight you if you aren't a feminist. Barnard girls come in all shapes and sizes, creeds and colors, sexualities and backgrounds, and from all corners of the world. They are compassionate, brave, and engaged, and the small community Barnard has to offer forges a true sisterhood between all Barnard students. Barnard students attend Columbia classes, eat in Columbia dining halls, live in Columbia dorms, and graduate with Columbia University diplomas. So yes, they do go to Columbia University.

If you're looking for bold, beautiful women, look no further than Barnard College in New York City!

by thatbarnardbitch March 3, 2019

barnacle status

When somebody in the friend group is temporarily demoted from friend status due to some sort of altercation/situation. Yet they have not yet reached frenemy status as it would not feel right without at least having them around. Reaching barnacle status enables said party a small amount of conversation in the friend group, but not to the extent where others will laugh at their jokes. After an agreed amount of time by the friend group, the outsider may be promoted back to friend.

Person 1: I am so mad at *name* for getting so wasted last night, he/she completely humiliated me in front of everybody!
Person 2: Dude don't worry, he/she knows he/she reached barnacle status because of last night

by Matsumoto111 June 5, 2010

Barnabas Kyriacou

An imaginary friend, that some people have made up conversations with in Skype. If a person wants to pretend to win an argument for example, he will create an imaginary conversation with Barnabas Kyriacou, and email it to his friends.

Mark: Look at what Barnabas Kyriacou said:
Barnabas Kyriacou: Wow Mark, you are right, and have just beaten me in an argument!

by MikeLowery September 8, 2010

Barina

A word used (usually loudly) by douchebags simply in order to bring attention to themselves. The word is almost always used in a purposely ridiculous voice.

Origins: West coast of Scotland - early 21st century

Guy 1: Did you see that guy playing basketball?
Guy 2: Yeh when he took a shot he shouted "barina" very loudly for absolutely no reason.
Guy 1: He is SUCH a douchebag.

by CuriousEcosse October 12, 2016

Louisiana Barn Fire

After putting on a condom, take a bottle of Louisiana Hot Sauce (has to be Louisiana in order to fit the name)and pour it all over your dick, and then you proceed to stick your dick in the girl's ass, causing a burining sensation, much like a barn fire.

Dude, I totally gave that broad a Louisiana Barn Fire last night, i was wasted.

by LawlessCollege September 3, 2009

Butt crack barnacle

A close cousin to the dingleberry, butt crack barnacles involve small fecal matters that cling to the equator of anal shrubbery during the defecation process. Such large-scale delinquent turds have most often been cited in the human male species, although felines and canines are often privy to butt crack barnacles as well.

"I thought that Daisy's litter box needed to be fumigated, but turned it out was just my butt crack barnacles."

by Killface Jarvis February 25, 2009

bim barn

temple of molestation and worship of hitler.

im going to the bim barn to hail hitler and touch little boys

by fuzzynuts February 5, 2004