Barney Stinson

The inventor of bro code and The Playbook.
The epitome of awesomeness.

Grab life by the crack and lick the crap out of it - Barney Stinson

by anonymous February 16, 2022

Landen Barney

Also known as “Big dick Landen”. He acts like a retard most of the time. He is a vape god for sure. Careful when your around him he might vape in your face and give you that nicotine. Homie for sure.

Dude Landen Barney is a vape god and he is so sexy, am I right?

by Chili Johnson July 26, 2019

Barney Demons

Barney demons are a group of barney spawns which follow Barney and do his every command. They are people who you think are good but they are really the spawn of Barney, Satan himself. Barney demons are everywhere if they find you they will rape you, peel of your skin, and kill you.

Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez who were on Barney's show are barney demons and will kill you if they think you know to much.I have to run the Barney Demons are on to me!!!

by Barney Demon September 5, 2014

barney-muggin

The business of making love, Necking and petting, canoodeling.

I took Mabel out last night for a little bit of barney-muggin.

by Bob Proczko October 16, 2006

barney boy

a kid in your school who is a catfish and in real life looks like barney and yet every kid in your school has a crush on him.

oh my god not barney boy again

by just_facts_here_ October 17, 2018

Barney Rubble

A metaphor for crack, (cocaine) birthed on the inner-city streets of Tacoma, WA during the rise and fall of the grunge and hip-hop eras in the early 1990s. Made popular in early 2005 by Seattle-based emo-rap group the Sensitivity Boosters, by their hit single "Barney Rubble."

"Barney Rubble: A metaphor for crack / Put it in your pipe, grrl, don't ever get wack."

by Dennis A. December 28, 2005

Barney's Beard

The Beard of a man named Barney. This beard is amazing to look at, to feel and to have.

I vote for Barney's Beard

by AmyMay January 7, 2008