baked bean

A bean that is coated in tomato sauce. Only found once a month, and best avoided. An acquired taste.

It was only baked bean on the menu, but he tucked in anyway.

by Paul Hopwood October 14, 2006

Soft Baked

When you're high, but your dick ain't

I tried hitting that pussy, but my dick went soft baked.

by Greek Soda Nigger April 8, 2015

Dummies Get Baked

Usually used to clown on a person who refuses to use common sense to solve or deal with a problem or issue, thus, paying a severe consequence because of his or her arrogance, ignorance, and lack of knowledge.

Man I told Timmy not to hook up with that trick from the block. She's got STDs. Not to mention her brother is a hitman.

But guess what, Timmy hit it anyways..."Dummies Get Baked."

by Bulldog Pride November 14, 2011

Kevin Bard

A singer / guitarist for the Long Island pop band, Stereo Skyline.

girl1: have you ever heard Stereo Skyline?
girl2: yeah, Kevin Bard's pretty sexy.

by idontknowwhattoputherexxx July 26, 2010

Bard High School Early College

A high school in Manhattan and Queens where you do college work in 11th and 12th grade. Everyone wants to get into the schools but only around 1% of applicants actually do. It gives so much work that you can't socialize unless you are a superhuman. Lunch is spent doing homework.

Have you heard that Jane went to Bard High School Early College? She can't call us anymore because of the homework.

by Nooneatallhon1 September 10, 2010

bardar

an internal GPS of a sort which provides the uncanny and coveted ability to determine the location of the nearest bar.....

When traveling out of state, Paul called upon his bardar to lead the group to the local watering hole, "Murphys".

by sheila in the car November 15, 2009

baked

High,Stoned.Under the influence of some "substances". Side affects may inlclude the "giggles."

An example of someone who is ALWAYS baked, is andres. Or basically any guy in homeroom 223.

by lATiNA CUTi3 May 23, 2006