baltimore chill 

when shits get you down but you decide to keep it cool. Not letting tons and tons of bad shit get you down.

"All this shits breaking me down, I gotta find my baltimore chill. This shit isn't worth going crazy over"

baltimore chill by awesomesausez December 11, 2009

Baltimore Footsies

Baltimore footsies is rubbing one's erect penis between another person's persons feet to the point of ejaculation.

He loves to fuck feet. That guy can play Baltimore footsies like five times a night!

Baltimore Footsies by FUCK NUTT January 2, 2008

Baltimore Scraper

A sex toy consisting of saved toenail clippings sprinkled on top of a turd which is then baked to harden and then used as a dildo.

Baltimore Scraper

Baltimore Scraper by Lil' Therm February 22, 2011

Baltimore Ravens 

n. Winners of 2011 Super Bowl XLV and every NFL game after

me: remember when watching football was a mystery because the Baltimore Ravens didn't dominate every game?
somebody: no

Ravensed reedray lewisdominationmasters of the universe

Baltimore Ravens by dj jazzy jake d snake October 19, 2010

Baltimore Ravens 

The team with the absolute worst legal record in present day NFL, possibly in NFL history.

Ed Reed: Wait, how the Baltimore Ravens get a bad name?
Terrell Suggs: Because Ray Lewis is a murderer and Jamal Lewis is a cocaine dealer.
Ed Reed: Oh yeah. Damn.

Baltimore Ravens by Leonardo 4 November 15, 2010

Baltimore City 

The phantasmagoric city I've ever been burdened by. Their are no resources here for honest, hard working people who are looking to move out of the hood and find a better day from their situation. The stupidity in this city spreads like wildfires, leaving it's victims of widespread gossip alone, and hopeless. There is a church and a liquor store on every corner in this city. The people in this city are so pathetic that PETA has made a collective effort to save the rodents and vermin(rats) that fester within citylimits, not the residents.

It's a good day to be Rat in Baltimore city.

Baltimore City by Seitan August 20, 2019

Baltimore Orioles 

Currently the worst team in baseball, but do have 3 World Series championships.

The Baltimore Orioles won today.

Awesome! First win in a while.

Yeah, they suck,

Baltimore Orioles by BidenSucks January 9, 2021