by Wimlex der Nederlanden January 26, 2020

The act of beating off in a hollowed-out, warmed up baguette. When you blow in the baguette, you hand it to your girlfriend/boyfriend to eat as a surprise.
"Dude, I made my girl a beat-off baguette, and she couldn't believe it!"
"While I was still working at the bakery, a customer swore at me, so I went behind the counter and made her a fresh beat-off baguette. That bitch had that coming."
"While I was still working at the bakery, a customer swore at me, so I went behind the counter and made her a fresh beat-off baguette. That bitch had that coming."
by The Dangerous One45 April 3, 2014

When a french baguette is inserted into the anus and is removed with a strong covering of faecal matter;
Discovered in Paris in 2016 by Nikolass when a crusty baguette was inserted into his anus during a bout of diarrhoea and was heavily covered with faecal remains
Discovered in Paris in 2016 by Nikolass when a crusty baguette was inserted into his anus during a bout of diarrhoea and was heavily covered with faecal remains
by kramitin99 June 13, 2016

*on the phone with mat*
Me: ddaaammnnn mat you've got a petite baguette
*mat in denial*
Mat: No! It's big !!!
Me: ddaaammnnn mat you've got a petite baguette
*mat in denial*
Mat: No! It's big !!!
by E_xd May 15, 2018

by Waffle Muffin Pufferfish December 4, 2019

by EthanolandMethanol February 2, 2024

A derogatory insult describing a person akin to that little piece of bread wedged between your mattress and wall which has been giving you cockroaches and other critters.
by Pumpkinzz March 2, 2025
