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The Bachelor

This national addiction to a reality TV show threatens to overtake the popularity of the Melbourne cup.

Don't believe it? There's a Sportsbet on the contestants of 2019.
Yolanda: "Research shows that The Bachelor and the rest of reality television has good nutritional value, contrary to popular belief. It makes you feel like you're better than the people on those shows."
*sits down on the couch at 7pm to watch people locked in a mansion fighting each other*
by fuelledbysatan August 14, 2019
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Bachelore

Tall tales of people who graduated from college but never got their Masters or Phd.
Naked girls covered in chocolate frosting, and other Bachelore made me understand why Gary became a campus cook instead of pursuing his Masters.
by D. Goode August 2, 2016
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Bachelor wash

Washing one's penis in a sink, with or without soap, and at home or in a drinking establishment.
"I think this girl is about to take me round back for a suck job, best have a quick bachelor wash first. Don't want her tasting any smegma"
by AJCrowley July 23, 2019
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bachelor

a young knight serving under another's banner.
As a bachelor, he served loyally under the banner of his liege lord, gaining experience and honor on the battlefield.
by Arminkshipper August 6, 2024
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golden bachelor

In Chinese society and that single men reaching a certain age will often be labeled as either "golden bachelors", specifically over the age of 30.
Ohh bro! How old are you?
I’m 35.
And you’re still single! Praise the golden bachelor
by DeKKa Mill July 19, 2023
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Bachelor Pad

When you poop on the toilet seat and then sit on it.
Be careful of the upstairs bathroom, Jordan left some bachelor pads on the seat.
by JordanBreeding May 11, 2024
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Bachelor's flooring

When a single man jacks off continuously, but ejaculates onto the carpet beside his bed. It turns the carpet into a hard floor in that spot over time.
Drew: Hey, have you been to Luke's new place yet?
Haddon: Yeah, don't go into his bedroom though, he's got bachelor's flooring in there
by Tokaiya June 19, 2023
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