This national addiction to a reality TV show threatens to overtake the popularity of the Melbourne cup.
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Yolanda: "Research shows that The Bachelor and the rest of reality television has good nutritional value, contrary to popular belief. It makes you feel like you're better than the people on those shows."
*sits down on the couch at 7pm to watch people locked in a mansion fighting each other*
*sits down on the couch at 7pm to watch people locked in a mansion fighting each other*
by fuelledbysatan August 14, 2019
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by D. Goode August 2, 2016
Get the Bacheloremug. "I think this girl is about to take me round back for a suck job, best have a quick bachelor wash first. Don't want her tasting any smegma"
by AJCrowley July 23, 2019
Get the Bachelor washmug. As a bachelor, he served loyally under the banner of his liege lord, gaining experience and honor on the battlefield.
by Arminkshipper August 6, 2024
Get the bachelormug. In Chinese society and that single men reaching a certain age will often be labeled as either "golden bachelors", specifically over the age of 30.
by DeKKa Mill July 19, 2023
Get the golden bachelormug. by JordanBreeding May 11, 2024
Get the Bachelor Padmug. When a single man jacks off continuously, but ejaculates onto the carpet beside his bed. It turns the carpet into a hard floor in that spot over time.
Drew: Hey, have you been to Luke's new place yet?
Haddon: Yeah, don't go into his bedroom though, he's got bachelor's flooring in there
Haddon: Yeah, don't go into his bedroom though, he's got bachelor's flooring in there
by Tokaiya June 19, 2023
Get the Bachelor's flooringmug.