authentic relationship

Its five key characteristics:

- trusting morally ambiguous people
- refraining yourself from changing people who clearly urgently need to be fixed; loving people for the mess they are
- having transparent communications with liars and judges
- admitting your real delusional expectations to resentful people not hired for that job
- weather storms with the wimpiest sailors

Something very hard to find on Tinder.

Jane: What are you doing?
John : I'm shopping for an authentic relationship online.
Jane: Gosh... better look for a needle in a haystack!

by CharlesM January 3, 2015

Authentihate

To throw shade upon another for sporting knock offs or fake merchandise.

These niggas was trying to authentihate on my Jordans. Nigga please I keeps it 100.

by Hollywood B! August 22, 2014

Authomatic

Authorized automatically

Your identification number will be saved authomatically once you agreed to the terms.

by sigmundwestler July 18, 2016

Authoritarian Religions

A term coined by Samawnline, which refers to political philosophies in which one's psychological role of God is replaced by the government.

Communism and socialism are clear examples of authoritarian religions, as its followers make the government the entity in which they invest their faith, and to which they ask/hope for betterment.

by Samawnline October 8, 2018

Athyllia

hella white, athletic, big booty.

Damn bro you can't beat him he's such an Athyllia

by longschlongbitch November 14, 2018

Authenism

The belief that prosperity and well being can be achieved through doing the most simplistic act through the internet.

Jaden chose authenism, as he was extremely lazy.

by Authentic_Jeans April 13, 2019

Authoritarian Entitlement

The feeling some people have that "Respect" means they're treated like someone with Authority. And, if you dont respect them like an Authority then they will not treat you with any Respect at all.

Your Authoritarian Entitlement is showing when you try to retaliate or disrespect someone because they wont "do as you say" without good reason just because you said to do it.

The president of the committee demonstrated his Authoritarian Entitlement by openly disrespecting our points of discussion when we requested further talks and did not just happily follow along with his arbitrary senseless decrees.

by arthurwolf September 8, 2020