ayatollah assahola

A slang term used to describe a muslim leader.
One that muslims respect but all others laugh their arses off at because of their funny beards and stupid tea towels on their heads.
Also they talk funny.

"Some leb got offended at my ayatollah assahola shirt so he ran away to get some buddies to beat me up, but by the time they got back i was kickin back in the shire."

by allabaster August 31, 2006

asschip

When the guy slices a piece of his dick off and puts it in the girls asshole.

"Oliver i told you i don't want an asschip again! we did that last night."
"Aili, Asschips are hot as fuck"

by Bigdiggydog February 10, 2017

asscaptain

1. One who deems it necessary to boss people around for the sake of shameless self-amusement.
2. One who seeks ass of any kind.
3. One who captains the ass.

Brad should stop telling me what to do, I'm sick of him being an asscaptain.

by Matt Heston September 1, 2008

Asscheek

A term used to describe a complete clutz. Someone who has the ability to knock things over regularly, and/or messes things up at an untimely point.

1)*spills drink over table* "Awwwww dude, you're a fucking asscheek"

2)*trips over table smashing a vase* "Look what you've done now you complete asscheek"

by Boooooollocks October 2, 2005

AssChild Elof

A ass child, often named elof is a person, whos face looks like a ass, or is a ass in any other way, or its just a dumb word to use if you got nothing to say simply: a Ass child, or a Rövbarn as we say in sweden.
PRetty ass, aint it?

Hi iam elof, elof the Ass-child.
Oh so you are, aint that great!

by Fucktard August 7, 2004

asschoad

a slang term for assholes with short fat cocks

That guy was a total asschoad.

by kdk3 August 12, 2007

asschronization

When a group of women's asses syncrhonize in step. Yoga pants are often involved.

Sorry bro, I was just mesmerized by the asschronization of group of sorority girls in yoga pants. You said you need your Epi-pen for what emergency?

by Thisonetime October 23, 2014