by fluent January 31, 2014
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- 1 part Tequila
- 1 part Sloe Gin
- 1 part Malibu
- 1 part Absolut Mandarin
- 1/2 part O.J.
Directions:
Make in batch serve as shots.
Result:
You get crunk.
Occasion:
Weddings, Bachelor/Bachelorette, or any other festivity that will end your life.
- 1 part Tequila
- 1 part Sloe Gin
- 1 part Malibu
- 1 part Absolut Mandarin
- 1/2 part O.J.
Directions:
Make in batch serve as shots.
Result:
You get crunk.
Occasion:
Weddings, Bachelor/Bachelorette, or any other festivity that will end your life.
by c0ck r0cka October 24, 2008
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When a male or female has to defacate, and a stranger penetrates their anus with a hard or sharp object, smashing the once solid poop into a mashed up liquid mixture. Usually results in pain and inability to work or do physical activity, along with runny poop for at least a week.
Nick: Hey Joe, How's it going?
Joe: It was going good until Cameron gave me a butthole abortion.
Nick: Dude that sucks, you won't be able to start pitching for the game on Wednesday
Joe: I know, Cameron's really gonna get it this time!
Joe: It was going good until Cameron gave me a butthole abortion.
Nick: Dude that sucks, you won't be able to start pitching for the game on Wednesday
Joe: I know, Cameron's really gonna get it this time!
by MysteryMan1947 May 14, 2013
Get the Butthole Abortion mug.When a pregnant women doesn't have enough money for a regular abortion. She goes down to mexico and gets tied up like a pinata and the little mexican children swing at her hoping that candy will come out but an unborn fetus comes out instead.
Diana had to get an abortion, but she didn't have enough money so, she went down to mexico and had a Mexican Abortion.
by Tankin January 6, 2008
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Husband: My wife and i want an abortion
Doctor:Sure! *shoves hand in wife's uterus*
Wife:*moans*
Doctor: *Pulls out baby*
Doctor:*yeets out window* There you go!
Doctor:Sure! *shoves hand in wife's uterus*
Wife:*moans*
Doctor: *Pulls out baby*
Doctor:*yeets out window* There you go!
by fartnut December 15, 2020
Get the Abortion mug.by msg49 February 26, 2009
Get the Abortion mug.the removal of a unborn fetus and thus killing it. Personally, I do not support abortion because I think it is wrong and often used as birth control
HOWEVER
I also believe that since I am a man, it is not my place to tell women how to live their lives. Although I personally may think what they are doing is wrong, it is not my place to make a law banning this. And no, dont say "but its your responsibilty because its murder!" its not actually murder, more depriving someone of a future life. And think about it for two seconds: if you outlaw abortion, women will still get abortions. TRUST ME ON THIS. They will simply go to dangerous back alley abortion clinics.
HOWEVER
I also believe that since I am a man, it is not my place to tell women how to live their lives. Although I personally may think what they are doing is wrong, it is not my place to make a law banning this. And no, dont say "but its your responsibilty because its murder!" its not actually murder, more depriving someone of a future life. And think about it for two seconds: if you outlaw abortion, women will still get abortions. TRUST ME ON THIS. They will simply go to dangerous back alley abortion clinics.
by i wanna piss on you June 26, 2006
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