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Android

Jake:Did you hear about the latest Android?
Jim: Shut up! Everyone likes Apple!
by hissingcobra December 14, 2023
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android go

Guy 1: Hey! What phone is that?
Guy 2: I have a Samsung A01 core that runs Android Go.
Guy 1: That shit is so slow. Go upgrade.
by goofy3535 November 29, 2023
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androidmanifest.xml

A XML file used for manifesting information in a apk file. gn

Ps: you can't run a apk file without it.
I forgot to add a AndroidManifest.xml file in my apk file that I was making. So when I tried to install the apk file, it said "parse error" because I forgot to add the AndroidManifest.xml file to my apk file.
by G-why is this?-N April 21, 2024
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android

a useless brand of phones that is so damn cheap its for broke people

iphone user - hello
android user - you have an iPhone?
iphone user - OF COURSE I HAVE AN IPHONE YOU IDIOT
android user - I use android
iphone user - androids are useless paperweights that break down after 5 seconds
android user - I thought iphones were weak
iphone user - stfu
android phones are paperweights
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android

a phone for broke asses and fucking losers
Example 1:
P1: “I have an Android!”
P2: “What a fucking loser…”

Example 2:
P1: “I have an Android!”

P2: “Broke ass.”
by ihateandroidusers April 2, 2024
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android phone

a paperweight that belongs in the 2013 mac pro; so horrible and slow its comparable to rotting natural matter and animal waste, its truely pieces of sh
android phones belong in the 🗑️
by 584940493395874392034839394 October 20, 2024
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androidtard

someone who systematically hates on apple without proof. they are trolls, and they can never come up with valid reasons to prove their point. the androidtard is so ignorant, they just hate on apple like they are a robot who is preprogrammed to use prewritten responses generated by their own type which was a mistake of the development of earth
me - the iphone 16 pro was an exciting release
androidtard - it was a brick because it doesnt have a green or brown logic board
me - bruh what is that logic, a black logic board is so much better as its faster and more accurate than that
androidtard - i even prefer micro usb its better cuz it is cheap and teaches tolerance
me - ?ban noappeal androidtard absolute troll get a life
by 584940493395874392034839394 January 22, 2025
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