Green leaves aren’t always green

To refer to when green leaves aren’t green. Also the name of a famous song.

‘Wow! Look at those green leaves’
‘Yo dude- those aren’t green’
‘Huh?’
‘It’s 2020- green leaves aren’t always green bro’

by elchieforever October 9, 2020

A bad penny always turns up

Our mistakes return to haunt us; also, nasty people have a way of reappearing.

He was embarrassed because A bad penny always turns up to him

by Dictontony May 13, 2022

I always want more parmesan

I rarely get enough (of anything!); I'm greedy; I'm insatiable.

Is parmesan expensive? I'm never given enough parmesan with my spaghetti when I eat out. It seems, I always want more parmesan!

by talk2me-JCH2 September 11, 2022

KAI(Kinda Always Insane) Syndrome

The KAI(Kinda Always Insane) syndrome is extremely common amongst high school and middle school students around the world. It is commonly found amongst students in the IB curriculum however it has been proven that anyone can be diagnosed with this syndrome. The KAI Syndrome is generally a behavioral syndrome in which a student is obsessed with achieving high grades. This obsession can result in lack of sleep, extreme stress, and violent hitting.

Symptoms Include:

1. Rapid and Random Jumping
2. Rapid Blinking
3. Violent hitting
4. Constant Sleep Deprival

5. Headaches
6. A voice in your head saying you're not good enough
7. Constantly restarting projects
8. Regular Allnighters
9. Randomly screaming "Work!"
10. Randomly laughing
11. Cramming literally everything till the last millisecond
12. Freaking out at literally everything
13. Immense competitiveness
14. Debating with teachers for scores
15. Paranoia with classmates
16. Anger at unproductivity
17. Depression
18. Emotionally detached

Treatments include:
1. Sleeping
2. Not giving a shit
3. Accepting you're not good enough
4. Studies have shown baking surprisingly helps

*Kai walks into his classroom in the morning, his eyes have bags, he looks extremely unhealthy.
Leo: Woah man you don't look that good. What happened
Kai: I restarted my history project and didn't sleep.
Leo: Why? You already finished that a week ago?
Kai: Ya, but it was so crap.
Leo: Okay man. Suit yourself
Kai: We need to start our math project
Leo: That's due next month
*Kai begins to blink rapidly, and jumps up and down, and hits Leo violently
Kai: WORK! WORK! WORK!
Leo: Woah man! Ouch! Ouch! Have you been checked for KAI(Kinda Always Insane) Syndrome?

by Ovendid April 11, 2019

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by MrS.RoDRiGUeZ (: March 31, 2010

Kill Nasty Californian Mangoes Always

The mnemonic to remember the first five reactivity series of metals from the highest to the lowest, i.e. K (Kill), Na (Nasty), Ca (Californian), Mg (Mangoes), Al (Always)

Teacher: Can you tell me the first five reactivity series in Chemistry starting from the top?

Student: Kill Nasty Californian Mangoes Always!

by Umpteen August 7, 2012

I love you forever and always

This phrase cannot be topped and can be used if you’re losing the I love you battle

Chloe: I love you most
Me: I love you forever and always

by _carlos.c_hn March 27, 2022