bruh alert

Used in numerous cases where the only reasonable response can be a bruh alert. Bruh moment substitute for when its a real bruh situation.

Mike: Yo I forgot to cancel my free subscription and got charged 100 bucks for hello fresh

Jeff: Bruh Alert

by matt19 August 18, 2023

Amber Alert

When your significant other shits in the bed.

I went to make the bed this morning and there was an Amber alert.

by 5 Sack June 15, 2022

Amber alert

Taking a spiteful shit in your significant others bed.

"Aw man, we got in an argument and I left the house. When I came home, I realized she left me, but she Amber Alerted me on the way out the door."

by HectorVector April 27, 2022

Amber Alert

An amber alert is code for somebody sh*ting in your bed.

I woke up in the morning and my ex had left me an amber alert in the middle of the night.

by Ur_moms_kryptonite April 27, 2022

Amber Alert

When you shit in someone's bed to passive aggressively get back at them

Amber H. And Captain Jack Sparrow got in an argument. Instead of being an adult and talking about it, she served Captain J. with and Amber Alert!

by D.O. Hawg April 30, 2022

Amber Alert

When someone finds shit in their bed, they send out an Amber Alert, for everyone else to check theirs.

Johnny found shit in his bed, so he sent out an Amber Alert

by dketb May 11, 2022

Amber alert

Used for warning a friend about a possible crazy, psycho, narcissist, etc girl who will probably ruin your life.

Friend 1 : What do you think about this girl I just met?

Friend 2 : No offense, but I'm feeling a straight Amber alert vibe

by Zez0wn3r May 14, 2022