alcohol date

A variant of the coffee date
The kind of date you take someone on if you're not sure if they would agree to having sex together.

It's well known that alcohol clouds judgement.
An analogy of this would be that alcohol dates are to real dates what using candy to bait children is to actually letting your own kids get in the van by themselves.

"Do you think you're gonna score tonight with Julia?"
"Not really. I'll probably make an alcohol date out of it."
"Good idea, just make sure she has enough alcohol in her body before you start making advances. Wouldn't want you to get sued again like last time."

alcohol date by Nobelus December 23, 2016

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alcohol digger

A female that establishes and maintains relationships with the sole purpose to get drinks at someone’s expense

She is such an alcohol digger. They are only friends cause he buys her drinks

alcohol digger by lil’ bitch November 13, 2017

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alcohol digger

A person, typically a college student, who dates or seeks to establish a relationship with another person with the sole purpose of getting alcohol in return.

She’s an alcohol digger, she wants to go out to dinner with him because he bought $600 worth of alcohol.

alcohol digger by IvyProb November 12, 2017

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Alcohol PTSD

The feeling of not being able to look at alcohol due to a bad hangover. Also includes not being able to drink certain type of alcohol due to a bad experience with it.

No alcohol for me tonight i still have Alcohol PTSD from last week

Alcohol PTSD by SkinnyQueenHungryHippo May 5, 2018