by j-burd May 8, 2011
Get the aboriginigger mug.Barley Soup Abortion: Is a description used when a human is on a colon flushing program, and he produces a barley soup texture/colour/look of a shit. The ABORTION part of the saying applies to the feel one experience while passing this plutonic substance. This shit usually literally explodes out of your anus, and feels like you gave birth to a fetus. You suddenly feel 10lbs lighter, but disgusted by the mess you see when you part your legs and look into the bowl. Usually experienced on day 3 of a colon cleansing program.
On day 3 of Foxy Roxy’s colon cleansing program, Foxy Roxy produce a 7 person serving of Barley Soup Abortion. The bitch even went down in a full cup size, from a GG to a G…..Cot Damn
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by Sergio Garcia August 4, 2006
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When you're making pancakes and you drip a small glob of mix on the griddle, but instead of making a baby pancake with it, you just wipe it off, thereby ruthlessly murdering what could have been a bite-sized treat or a whole meal for a small child in a third world country.
"Dude! You totally just had a pancake abortion! I would have adopted that if you didn't wanna eat it."
by 13en Warner September 15, 2011
Get the Pancake abortion mug.The use of a unfurled coat hanger to remove said zygote-unwanted freeloading life from themselves in a back alley-preferably in a semi-residential urban area
"I knew this guy who made sure to instruct his girls to have a back alley Abortion to save them money with Geico"
by Izzlemaster January 11, 2005
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Get the Allahu Akbar mug.A high five that is aborted before the "birth" of the high five. The abortion five unlike many similar high fives, it is clearly announced that they do not intend to complete the high five, and there is to be no meeting of the hands.
Abortion fives that are "born," when the hands make contact and thus create a high five accidentally, are called "Third Trimester Fives" as it was too late to abort them.
Abortion fives that are "born," when the hands make contact and thus create a high five accidentally, are called "Third Trimester Fives" as it was too late to abort them.
The Abortion Five:
E: Abortion five?
(E and B almost high five.)
B: Aborted.
The Third Trimester:
I: Abortion five!
(I can E complete the high five.)
E: Oops, third trimester.
E: Abortion five?
(E and B almost high five.)
B: Aborted.
The Third Trimester:
I: Abortion five!
(I can E complete the high five.)
E: Oops, third trimester.
by Ogen April 25, 2009
Get the Abortion Five mug."Allahu akbar" means "The Lord is the most magnificent" in arabic and you often hear this during muslim prayer ceremonies and adhan(Islamic call to worship) and you might hear it from a muslim worshiper recited repeatedly as a short prayer phrase. The aforementioned practice is called "Dhikr" which is comparable with rosary of catholic tradition.Unfortunately as in the islamic world the institution of religion is comandeered by islamists, for many non-muslims this phrase has become an ominous slogan associated with belligerent radical islamists or worse, a battle cry of terrorists for people too often hear it from suicide bombers propagandizing other devoted muslims into acknowledging their horrendous cause as pious.
Parts of Adhan:
Allahu akbar
Ashhadu alla ilaha illallah
The Lord is the most magnificent
I bear witness that there is no god but god
Allahu akbar
Ashhadu alla ilaha illallah
The Lord is the most magnificent
I bear witness that there is no god but god
by lifetime skeptic June 3, 2018
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