Canine Affective Disorder

The condition of allowing a dog to control your emotions.

Why is he always either lovingly kissing his dog or angrily screaming at it , he has Canine affective disorder.

by lazylinguist August 9, 2012

Net-Afflixion

when you can't find anything good to watch on Netflix

"Johnny has binge-watched too many television shows online, and now he is having a net-afflixion."

by Spiritual Spaghetti July 14, 2015

Freak Affect

The freak affect is when the freakster rub off on you and you dont even know it. Its a drug

That girl got hit with the freak affect.

by KeeDaFreak March 23, 2019

´Lil Affie

He is a super thicc and handsome young man, He is as spicy as a greek salad.
He is also an spotify artist with millions of streams

Lil Affie was such a good singer
´Lil Affie is a very good and spicy artist

by Baddest motherfucker on earth December 26, 2020

The Tilly Affect

When a girl named Tilly is around everyone's best side comes out and it is a much more peaceful world

Person one:"Your stupid!"
Person two:"Well you are an idiot"
(Tilly walks in, hence The Tilly Affect starts)
Person one:"Hi Tilly, this is my bestie "

by That_Girl_On_Stage April 15, 2019

The Pokémon Affect

When you are playing Pokemon Go and you walk off a bridge so your mom that can't swim jumps in to save you but your treading water and your mom is sinking so you shout for help and three other guys that can't swim jump in to help but they all sink to the bottom so after you get out of the water you are charged with unnecessary manslaughter.

Random Prisoner:" What are you in for?"
You:"The Pokémon Affect"

by TOMDARAK May 5, 2020

Ben Affleck

Absolutely directly means "noob".

Look at that Ben Affleck who just got shot.

by Pvt. Pirate December 16, 2010