Abraham Lincoln

One of the most open-minded presidents, especially near the end of his tenure.

Abraham Lincoln hated the Confederacy until John Wilkes Booth opened his mind.

by Anonymous Alligator January 14, 2022

Nick Abraham

he's gay af
likes cockmeat sandwiches for breakfast lunch and dinner
and is always down for a good time

Friend: "Hey do you know nick abraham?"
Me: Yeah thats that one gay boy from dallas right?

by knacutie123 June 3, 2018

Abraham Miller

is friends with xander tufts. sits with him in my history class. always is wearing hats to his crappy school, and doesn't do his work

Abraham Miller not doing his work again

by unkown696969 December 6, 2022

Abrahams

A family name belonging to the dutch or French people noticeably the huguenot settlers

Look at Mr/Mrs/Ms Abrahams what a powerful family

by The persuasion June 25, 2022

abraham

quirky/silly, always a compliment

Why are you acting so abraham right now.. you good?

by abrahamsnotautistic_48 December 4, 2024

Moriah Abraham

Short Af, Boy sick, good grades tho, and genuinely tries to be nice.

Moriah Abraham is in love with Grande

by Poundatron March 15, 2022

Abraham

Is the realization that you don't actually have to do what God says.

Abraham "Yeah, no, I know God said I have to sacrifice my son but some guy who was not God told me I didn't have to... So I didn't. And the crops just grew anyway. So, I guess he was right!"

Adam "So I CAN fuck my sister! And it's good!"

Abraham "I guess so... I mean, we can still do what God says in relationship to eat other... But we don't have to do it if the don't do what God says... Which we don't do... Because we don't have to... But their bad for not doing it so I can be bad too"

Adam "Umm... Yep. I mean, he said we can't have the Forbidden fruit but if we don't have to do what he says that I CAN fuck my sister right?"

Abraham "I mean, the guy said I didn't have to and I didn't so... Yeah, you can probably fuck your sister."

Adam "Hey dad, can this be my new sister? You know what, let's make a new rule where it's only OK to fuck if it's kind of your sister."

Abraham "I donno..."

Adam "Yeah! It's good! Because if THIS sister dies from child birth or something... I'm gonna need a new sister to fuck."

by Hym Iam July 14, 2025